The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 6: Wash Your Hands On The Way Out

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CHUG

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Grabbed my first beer. walked outside.. popped tab. YIKES... Tinkled in my pants, this beast appeared and wanted to Kill me he did!! er She?.
Per Internet search... Its Fer-De-lance!!!! I say has to be??. its warm outside, colored skin.. evil looking YEP Fer Delance!!!
Would not even bite my Toe! Kept trying to probe his weakness. Take photos.. measure.. Hmmm. Hissing at me.. search Internet " Snake hissing " = King Cobra?? they Hiss!! Must be Pacific King Cobra??? It hissed at me. and shaking his tail.. No Buzz.. Rattle snake.. NOPE.. no buzz buzz.. ;-)

Beer getting warm must hydrate.. NO NOT SHARING MY BEER WITH SNAKE!!!.
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Well okay, just a healthy adult Gopher snake.. 43" in length. Healthy.. For folks that do not know.. Non-Venomous.. But bites you, you will test Positive for CV-19!!
 

TheCrabby1

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Grabbed my first beer. walked outside.. popped tab. YIKES... Tinkled in my pants, this beast appeared and wanted to Kill me he did!! er She?.
Per Internet search... Its Fer-De-lance!!!! I say has to be??. its warm outside, colored skin.. evil looking YEP Fer Delance!!!
Would not even bite my Toe! Kept trying to probe his weakness. Take photos.. measure.. Hmmm. Hissing at me.. search Internet " Snake hissing " = King Cobra?? they Hiss!! Must be Pacific King Cobra??? It hissed at me. and shaking his tail.. No Buzz.. Rattle snake.. NOPE.. no buzz buzz.. ;-)

Beer getting warm must hydrate.. NO NOT SHARING MY BEER WITH SNAKE!!!.
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Well okay, just a healthy adult Gopher snake.. 43" in length. Healthy.. For folks that do not know.. Non-Venomous.. But bites you, you will test Positive for CV-19!!
Wouldn't that be GV-19 as in Gopher Virus ?? And being a fan of Herpetology [ snakes and such ] not Herpies tology [ Jim and such ] you would know that snake's especially like an aged Single Malt so your Beer is safe !!! :D
 

TheCrabby1

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Although I have the step rail's and everything [EVERYTHING I SAID] off the roof in the for sale page anybody who want's it can have it for free [ FREE.....FREE........FREE.......FREE.FREE...... but you have to pick it up !!!!! Gen 2
 

BEEFY

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Grabbed my first beer. walked outside.. popped tab. YIKES... Tinkled in my pants, this beast appeared and wanted to Kill me he did!! er She?.
Per Internet search... Its Fer-De-lance!!!! I say has to be??. its warm outside, colored skin.. evil looking YEP Fer Delance!!!
Would not even bite my Toe! Kept trying to probe his weakness. Take photos.. measure.. Hmmm. Hissing at me.. search Internet " Snake hissing " = King Cobra?? they Hiss!! Must be Pacific King Cobra??? It hissed at me. and shaking his tail.. No Buzz.. Rattle snake.. NOPE.. no buzz buzz.. ;-)

Beer getting warm must hydrate.. NO NOT SHARING MY BEER WITH SNAKE!!!.
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Well okay, just a healthy adult Gopher snake.. 43" in length. Healthy.. For folks that do not know.. Non-Venomous.. But bites you, you will test Positive for CV-19!!

Thats a decent sized danger noodle
 

kirk

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EVERYONE looks at me like im crazy because ive never seen that show. Seen clips. Seems funny. Never not one whole episode.
 

Prime

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Wait. Hulu shows nine seasons of Scrubs.

Explain Plz
The abomination that carries the name "season 9" was a sad attempt to continue the show after the perfection that was the end of S8. Those of us who know the show refuse to acknowledge its existence.
 

Xterrorista

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I once had sharing my living room with me in college a gaboon pit viper, monocled cobra, a pair of spitting cobras, a boomslang and a 9' mangrove snake. Not to mention the 14' albino Burmese python named Fantasia who had her own bedroom and queen size waterbed, a few corn and milk snakes and your average ball, rock and jungle pythons. Nowadays the serpents can kiss my ...
Adrenaline is great but I'm over living in fear.
 

CHUG

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I once had sharing my living room with me in college a gaboon pit viper, monocled cobra, a pair of spitting cobras, a boomslang and a 9' mangrove snake. Not to mention the 14' albino Burmese python named Fantasia who had her own bedroom and queen size waterbed, a few corn and milk snakes and your average ball, rock and jungle pythons. Nowadays the serpents can kiss my ...
Adrenaline is great but I'm over living in fear.

NOPE NOPE NOPE.. heck no.. One Broken cage either one will kill yea in your sleep or sitting on the throne..

Rent large bottle of Nitrogen.. Place in middle of room open valve Go see movie.. Vent and start making cool Hat bands!.

I keep my distance!!.
 
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