Oh that reminds me....
TAM when you have to take a leak and step out of the truck to water the ditch of some dead isolated gravel road, and this black Xterra comes around the corner.
Happened last weekend, I rounded a corner out exploring some old mining area near home and some dude was standing in front of his truck, facing me (thanks goodness it was quite a distance away) and soon as I round the corner but have enough time to realize what he's doing he zips up and walks into the road, crosses it, and makes out like he's picking up trash. (Yeah like anyone does that around here....)
His buddy in the truck was laughing his head off and waved, sprinkler dude wouldn't even look toward me.
I know how how he feels though, it never fails if you have to go, even in the most isolated area, and not seeing a soul all day, at that moment you decide to go ahead and take care of business someone will show up. I think it's one of Murphey's laws.