(TAM) That Awkward Moment..

gorillamel

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TAM when you are at a dive bar in the town you work in (for the first time ever) and a girl at your table mentions: "Yeah I can't wait to get my ankle bracelet off." (referring to a tracking device worn by some on probation). And then it dawns on you that you, in fact, may recognise this girl (and why she has the bracelet on) as well as quite a few patrons in the bar...for all the wrong reasons.
 

Macland

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TAM when you are at a dive bar in the town you work in (for the first time ever) and a girl at your table mentions: "Yeah I can't wait to get my ankle bracelet off." (referring to a tracking device worn by some on probation). And then it dawns on you that you, in fact, may recognise this girl (and why she has the bracelet on) as well as quite a few patrons in the bar...for all the wrong reasons.

Oh those crazy drunken nights.....oh wait you mean you're a cop.....lol uhm you're in the wrong bar.
 

AbuseTheElderly

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Oooh, that's a good one Mel, I bet that realization changed the mood pretty quickly! Definitely an awkward moment.
 

gorillamel

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Oooh, that's a good one Mel, I bet that realization changed the mood pretty quickly! Definitely an awkward moment.

Yeah. There's a reason I don't drink in the town I work but a friend needed a DD. I really did not want to be there. At least it was fun people watching and no one recog'd me. If I want to be naughty drunk I go to the next few towns over haha!

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AaronsX

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TAM when you are working on your truck and you fart really loud...then realize your neighbors are outside talking and they hear it...hahaha
 

gorillamel

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^That's AWESOME! I do that all the time and embrace those awkward moments when others hear it, hahaha!
 

KChurch86

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That awkward moment when you pull into a gas station and unknowingly find yourself staring into the open back hatch of the station wagon in front of you to see a mother breast feeding her child...with the other breast completely exposed.

True story.
 
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^That's AWESOME! I do that all the time and embrace those awkward moments when others hear it, hahaha!

I agree here. I embrace the working farts. Sometimes they give a little extra propulsion to push you farther under the truck, or give you that extra pressure relief needed to get that bolt off. You can't hide the farts, you gotta use them to your advantage.
 

AaronsX

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I agree here. I embrace the working farts. Sometimes they give a little extra propulsion to push you farther under the truck, or give you that extra pressure relief needed to get that bolt off. You can't hide the farts, you gotta use them to your advantage.

My case haha, when you are using all of your strength to break the bolt loose you just can't control yourself!
 

SnickerDoodle

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TAM when you cant pull into the boyfriends house bc is who*e of an ex wife decides to stop by randomly to pick up stuff that has been at the house for over a year.

half tempted to run the x over her new Rouge. ugh.
 

AaronsX

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TAM when your mother is the only immediate family member that drives a 4x4 vehicle, and if you asked her how to use it she would know...there are 4 different vehicles and she owns the only 4x4 haha.
 

AaronsX

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TAM when I'm the only one in my family who doesn't drive a ford. (such a rebel...owning a jeep and now a nissan:D)

I didn't mean to double post, sorry!
 

AaronsX

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Lol Between ma and you I think we are post whoring this thread...I accidentally double posted by hitting the back button on the browser to add the second awkward moment then it double posted for some reason. Whoops
 

KChurch86

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That awkward moment when you open up TapaTalk and don't recognize a single thread or username in the "Latest" listing, and get ready to ask WTH is going on here...only to realize you didn't click on XN, but instead clicked a different forum.

Just not on my A game today...maybe not even my B game.

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drbandkgb

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I watched a lady walk in to the men's bath room at the local Walmart as I came out.. She gave me a dirty look..
( back story) most walmarts here have the men's room on the left and women's on the right.. For some reason they changed this in our latest Walmart.
Was very funny to see her run out really quick ;)


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Diadaga

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That awkward moment when insurance decides your fiancee's explorer is totaled and all you can say is: Woooo now you can get an X!


For the record she is fine, just got rearended a couple weeks ago.
 

gorillamel

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TAM when you go wheeling with the local Off Road Club and are talking to a few of the members and have this inkling that one of them is the dude you've been messaging on the online dating website you are a member of....but are not sure. And so, not to make an a@@ of oneself, do not say anything. Weird. :confuseded:
 

Macland

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TAM when you go wheeling with the local Off Road Club and are talking to a few of the members and have this inkling that one of them is the dude you've been messaging on the online dating website you are a member of....but are not sure. And so, not to make an a@@ of oneself, do not say anything. Weird. :confuseded:

That sounds a little awkward. But it also sounds like you could message that person online and see if they really do share something so important in common with you. Maybe break the awkwardness and find someone that doesn't stand you up!
 

gorillamel

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^I'm gonna do some covert work first to make sure it's the same dude, haha! Not too many guys around town compete in roller derby. So that narrows the list, haha
 

AaronsX

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I know I said I would lay off this thread for a bit but I just remember this a few minutes ago.

That awkward moment when your friends create a fake Facebook with pictures they found off of a photography website (they where senior pictures of a senior girl at some random school) The girl was pretty cute if you ask me, anyway I had no idea. 3 of my friends had the log in information to this fake Facebook, so they all took turns in doing the pranking. They added a bunch of people from our local high schools to make it seem legit, then they added a bunch of other people from the "place she moved from" The fake girl (my friends) made the story that she moved to my town recently and was going to a different high school than me. This fake girl became very attracted and attached to me hahaha. They went on to tell me she was going to join a church that sunday and she wanted me to meet her at the mall to help her pick out a dress....I had "known" her for 3 days haha. I agreed, I would go and meet this girl. This went on until the weekend, it was friday night and I was with my friend (one of them who had the info to log in). If I remember correctly I happen to look over when he had his phone out and I saw he was on her profile. I instantly was like "dude that girls hot aint she? Im meeting her tomorrow!" haha he was speechless, he had slipped up. We talked about it for a bit and he was trying to make up a story and it wasn't working so he just gave in and told me...I was pretty pissed considering she was hot. Oh well it was awkward at the beginning but later I found it hilarious how they masterminded the hole thing, it was really good. Then they gave me the password and stuff and we did it to one of my other friends. Anyway I'm cautious as to who talks to me on Facebook, everyone should be...
 

Macland

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Yeah dude. I don't trust people I don't know on facebook. Of course I'm not a horny teenager anymore soo.....I can't say I wouldn't have accepted an invite from some hot girl back when either.
 

AaronsX

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I like having my Facebook just don't add people like this...
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gorillamel

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^Hahahaha! Now that's funny. Better make XN sound as boring as possible to her then, right?

Reading your response makes me wonder if I'm just a weirdo kind of gal...I shudder at the thought of "baby boards" or baby anything. Sometimes I introduce myself as "Hi, I'm MEL and I'm a failure of my sex. I don't have kids". At least it breaks the ice, right? Hahaha.

That reminds me of another awkward moment:

I used to train for triathlons and was also a lifeguard PT at college. One day while I was doing my swim workout one of the regulars asks me when I am due while I was taking a break at the wall. I looked at her quizzically...

Me: "Huh?"
Her: "Yeah, you're pregnant. When are you due?"
Me: "Wha? I'm not pregnant..." (insert massive blow to my self esteem)
Her: "Oh. I just thought you were since you're taller than me and go swimming."
Me: *WTF* "Uhhhh, no. I'm training."
Her: "Yeah, I've been pregnant a few times. Both times were from rape. Yeah, I was gang raped when I was younger since I hung out with the wrong crowd. The other time was an abusive boyfriend. So now I have lots of emotional problems that I work out on a rescue horse ranch. You want to come visit it sometime?"
Me: *creeping away* "Ummm, maybe sometime..." *quickly pushes off from wall and swims away quickly.

So awkward...
 

gorillamel

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No! Just the local (hoity toity) YMCA! She was a pleasant person, just a few cards short of the deck. When I lifeguarded, she'd always say hi. I was just thrown off by the whole conversation. I mean, there I was in prime health training for endurance sport and someone thought I was fat enough to be preggo?!
 

AbuseTheElderly

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Even if she was, that's still pretty awkward. "Hey, you're swimming, you must be pregnant by gang rape too." lol. How does that even relate?

TAM when someone decides to lecture me on my username. Happened today on another site, after being told repeatedly that it is a joke. When did the internet get so serious?

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gorillamel

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^Most people take things too seriously or try to be too PC. Did you know that yesterday's holiday is no longer known as Martin Luther King, Jr Day but instead Human Rights day? Whoa. Where did that one come from? I wonder what they will name Columbus Day this year...Syphilis Genocidal Day? I kid, I kid.

But yes, it was very awkward. For some reason, I attract the crazies, esp at work.
 
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