(TAM) That Awkward Moment..

Macland

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Founding Member
That awkward moment you are in a meeting in a sealed vault and you can no longer completely hold in the super bowl fart you've been holding for ten minutes, and you try to move to a position you can "smell it all up" before anyone else gets a whiff of your over indulgent evening.

X nerds unite!
 

dhyde79

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Founding Member
Location
Amarillo, TX
That awkward moment you are in a meeting in a sealed vault and you can no longer completely hold in the super bowl fart you've been holding for ten minutes, and you try to move to a position you can "smell it all up" before anyone else gets a whiff of your over indulgent evening.

X nerds unite!

You're nicer than me, I'd step to the middle and then drop the bomb on all of my coworkers and laugh evilly whilst they all cough, choke, and gag ;)
 

Airmapper

First Fill-Up (of many)
You're nicer than me, I'd step to the middle and then drop the bomb on all of my coworkers and laugh evilly whilst they all cough, choke, and gag ;)

Do we know eachother? I think I work with you. :uhhh:

The not-so-stealth bomber I work with has a new nickname. I call him Stinky, which happens to be appropriate with his last name for extra hilarity. Dude came and sat in my chair in my office and dropped one, I was out on the floor at the time. He ran my other co-worker out of the room, thankfully it had dissipated by the time I got back, I still got the Lysol wipes out though, the dude had violated my chair.

Paybacks are hell, I'll be thinking up a prank just for him one day.
 

TN4x4Xterra

Suspension Lift
Location
Knoxville, TN
That awkward moment you are in a meeting in a sealed vault and you can no longer completely hold in the super bowl fart you've been holding for ten minutes, and you try to move to a position you can "smell it all up" before anyone else gets a whiff of your over indulgent evening.

X nerds unite!

Puh-lease Mac! You know you wanted to rip one!
 

ThePlasticOne

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
Boston, MA
That awkward moment when your friends create a fake Facebook with pictures they found off of a photography website (they where senior pictures of a senior girl at some random school)...

You got Manti Te'o'd!


TAMs in art school. I don't get fazed by much these days.


TAM when you take your art students to the local contemporary art museum and discuss a piece wherein an artist trolls another by breakdancing on top of his
floor-based piece...then one of your students starts breakdancing in the next gallery (thankfully out of the watchful eyes of security). My exact words were, "See, (name) gets it! And NO."


TAM when you're driving your cute downstairs neighbor to your mutual place of work in your weeks-old X for the first time, and a suicide squirrel runs under the wheel. And it happens again the next week. Same wheel. Still thinking about making some squirrel skull kill markers for that fender.


TAM when you're forced to tip your hand and reveal your massive Nerf arsenal to your housemates (by using it on them).


TAM when your cute upstairs neighbor needs to access the roof outside your bathroom (which hasn't been cleaned in a while) because that's where her AC landed when she dropped it out the window.


TAM when your smooookin' downstairs neighbor (I am the only guy in a house full of women, by the way) calls the fire department because she can still smell a faint odor of heating fuel from a small spill that got cleaned up weeks ago, and the fire department shows up with a full engine/ladder company, hazmat, oxygen unit, city inspection, and three ambulances.


TAM when you try to talk shop with your next-door neighbor who has owned five pretty nice cars in four years and realize he doesn't actually know a thing about cars.
 

ThePlasticOne

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
Boston, MA
You've got one of the coolest places to live.

Oh, you don't know the half of it. Free beer down the street (I live next to the Sam Adams brewery), welding shop in my backyard (which is also my weekend job - and we do a lot of work for Sam Adams, so we get free stuff that way too. They even brew my boss' cider recipe.), I don't know if I could ever leave.
 

SnickerDoodle

Life's Better Seeing Pink
Founding Member
Location
Winlsow Twsp, NJ
TAM when the facilities guy in your office wears a toupee and he trips up the steps and the toupee falls at your feet and all you can do is bust out laughing so hard that you can't breathe.

yup... it happened.
 

BigTim55

Banned
Location
San Antonio
TAM when you try to stick your head out your window to yell at a buddy but smash face first into a window. And everyone in my truck laughs at me.

Sent from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
 

Macland

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Founding Member
TAM when the facilities guy in your office wears a toupee and he trips up the steps and the toupee falls at your feet and all you can do is bust out laughing so hard that you can't breathe.

yup... it happened.
Oh wow, that's great!
TAM when you try to stick your head out your window to yell at a buddy but smash face first into a window. And everyone in my truck laughs at me.

Sent from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters

Lol! And everyone on XN.

X nerds unite!
 

Timrich

Super Duper Moderator
Founding Member
Location
Central FL
Oh, you don't know the half of it. Free beer down the street (I live next to the Sam Adams brewery), welding shop in my backyard (which is also my weekend job - and we do a lot of work for Sam Adams, so we get free stuff that way too. They even brew my boss' cider recipe.), I don't know if I could ever leave.

Man I was there about a year ago that tour was awesome! I would have hit you up if I'd known you were that close to the brewry. I coulda used a ride back to the hotel...lol

Sent from my Galaxy S III
 

dhyde79

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Founding Member
Location
Amarillo, TX
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NismoFire

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Founding Member
Location
Smyrna, TN
TAM when your lesbian fiance informs your bible-humping mother that she wants to try childbirth au natural....
 

gorillamel

Lockers Installed
Founding Member
Location
Idaho!
TAM when the day shift clerk at the gas station says to me, "I didn't know cops could be pregnant on the job."




.......It's called BODY ARMOR, AKA BULLET PROOF VEST. I mean, really...I'll take a pic in a few for a consensus on whether I look preggo or not.



ETA:

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Psh you look fine. I have an outer vest and when I wear a jacket I look like an utter fatass b/c it's stretched so tight over my vest.
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Sent from my PantechP8000 using Tapatalk 2
 

AaronsX

Suspension Lift
Founding Member
TAM when you inhale a piece of dust and start coughing uncontrollably, eyes watering and everyone around you is like wtf is going on?!?!
 

midget

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
what cheer,Iowa
TAM when your pissed off wife asks you which means more to you, her or the truck.... and you pause bc you dont want to tell that big of a lie...
 

dhyde79

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
Founding Member
Location
Amarillo, TX
TAM when your pissed off wife asks you which means more to you, her or the truck.... and you pause bc you dont want to tell that big of a lie...

Careful, if she gets too mad, she'll leave AND take the truck...then you'll have neither...
 
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