(TAM) That Awkward Moment..

SnickerDoodle

SnickerDoodle

Life's Better Seeing Pink
Founding Member
Location
Winlsow Twsp, NJ
TAM When you're face to face with someone who does nothing but talk crap about you behind your back but then tries to be nice to you in person. And all you can do is look at them like...:uhhh: And watch them awkwardly try to interact with you and you still just stand there like... :uhhh: while trying to remain civilized and not cutting the persons head off :dies: and making this face in your mind. :lols:
 
CISO1969

CISO1969

Bought an X
Founding Member
Location
East Coast
TAM when the girl you are dating 1 year out of college has the last name "Boner" (not spelled that way, but no lie, pronounced that way) and you are about to pick her up at her house for the first time and probably meet her family or her dad....and you can't stop laughing because all you keep thinking is you are about to meet "Papa Boner."
 
SnickerDoodle

SnickerDoodle

Life's Better Seeing Pink
Founding Member
Location
Winlsow Twsp, NJ
TAM when you are at work the weekend after your birthday and walking down the hall and ccome face to face with the stranger from the bar who was buying you endless rounds of shots. I had NO idea he was a co-worker.

I just kinda nodded and kept on moving!
 
SnickerDoodle

SnickerDoodle

Life's Better Seeing Pink
Founding Member
Location
Winlsow Twsp, NJ
Well he has been super chatty with me today via interoffice IM's.
Although he did meet Keith and talked with him for a while. Just seems like a super friendly dude.
But we have been through this before where i think people are just friendly when other people think that its a crush situation. lol
 
gorillamel

gorillamel

Lockers Installed
Founding Member
Location
Idaho!
TAM when youre on a road trip and suddenly you realise you need to poop...NOW! And is driving through the mountains in BFE with no bathroom anywhere alone the interstate. So you get off at the next exit, goosebumps and a cold sweat breaking out everywhere, body cramping and sphincter testing its very limits of contraction. The next exit appears to be a DOT hub where they store sand...and nothing else. So you drive further down a road looking for a nice private spot and then see a dirt road. So you take it...and plan to pull over when you see it is someone's driveway. You cannot wait any longer, so you turn around, park your X in the driveway, drop trou and sh!t in someone's yard/driveway. And you feel no remorse whatsoever for one of the most satisfying sh!ts youve ever taken...except when you piss on your sandaled foot...
 
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Airmapper

Airmapper

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
Bowling Green, KY
Oh that reminds me....

TAM when you have to take a leak and step out of the truck to water the ditch of some dead isolated gravel road, and this black Xterra comes around the corner.

Happened last weekend, I rounded a corner out exploring some old mining area near home and some dude was standing in front of his truck, facing me (thanks goodness it was quite a distance away) and soon as I round the corner but have enough time to realize what he's doing he zips up and walks into the road, crosses it, and makes out like he's picking up trash. (Yeah like anyone does that around here....)

His buddy in the truck was laughing his head off and waved, sprinkler dude wouldn't even look toward me.

I know how how he feels though, it never fails if you have to go, even in the most isolated area, and not seeing a soul all day, at that moment you decide to go ahead and take care of business someone will show up. I think it's one of Murphey's laws.
 
AaronsX

AaronsX

Suspension Lift
Founding Member
Location
Bowling Green, KY
Not sure what's up with all the bathroom type awkward moments but ill add to it. TAM when you're at a urinal and the only one in the bathroom, realize you need to do more than that and decide to make a break for it with out tucking your shirt back in and all...as soon as I turn around this old man walks in.
 
SnickerDoodle

SnickerDoodle

Life's Better Seeing Pink
Founding Member
Location
Winlsow Twsp, NJ
TAM when you allow a stranger (who happens to have a 1st gen xterra) into traffic and you end up next to her and she asks for a photo. Then 20 minutes later your tagged in the strangers photo because she knows 3 of your friends.. and none of those friends know each other.

Looks like i gave her the cookies to come to the dark side. Already convinced her to sell her brush guard!
 
M

midget

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
what cheer,Iowa
TAM when your wife realizes you were hungover & checking out her mom on a christmas home video...(in my defense her mom still looks good lol)

Or

TAM When during a party your wife is making out with your high school girlfriend.

Or

TAM when you wake up still drunk @ 5am on friday,drive to work only to get there & realize its actually Sunday....
 
M

midget

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
what cheer,Iowa
Or tam where you hear someone spot off " my truck never gets stuck!" From a store line & you start laughing violently only to look back & realized youve pissed off the biggest dude youve ever seen lol.

Sidenote though he challenged me & I had to drag his stuck K5 out then pull its busted arse home lol.
 
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midget

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
what cheer,Iowa
Well next time gimme a hollar & well go out for some fun.

TAM When some stranger is trying to get ideas on how to take the bartender(my wife) home & after me telling them abunch of bad ideas they realize were married.
 
luv2mud

luv2mud

Need Bigger Tires
Location
Marietta, Ohio
TAM when you are at work and a customer tells you she is going to hit you with a shoe because she is mad that you don't have her size and you tell her you will hit her back and everyone including your boss is standing there waiting to see what will happen next. Luckily she changed her tune and found something else.
 
AaronsX

AaronsX

Suspension Lift
Founding Member
Location
Bowling Green, KY
TAM when its your first night on the job and you call a part of 2 to be sat. One 30 year old ish man shows up, I asked if someone would be joining. He said yeah she's at the bar, I looked over to see some lady standing there with her back to me. I then said do you want to wait or be sat or go ahead now, he said I doesn't matter I don't know her anyways. I was like um okay well ill seat you. I get back to show the lady where the table is and she must be over 60. Im not going to judge but I was kinda stunned, wasn't expecting it lol.
 
jmnielsen

jmnielsen

Need Bigger Tires
Location
Lincoln, NE
TAM when you're hammered at the bar, go to take a leak and as you're peeing you start doin it like Bernie, and some guy walks up next to you and you say "look no hands, bet you can't do that"

Disclaimer: I do not remember this but was told by many that it is true.
 
SnickerDoodle

SnickerDoodle

Life's Better Seeing Pink
Founding Member
Location
Winlsow Twsp, NJ
TAM when you're walking behind someone at work with a green mowhawk and you think to yourself. Oh hes good looking... then you realize she's a woman when she
turns around and compliments you on your pink hair.

She's super cute!
 
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midget

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
what cheer,Iowa
TAM when some girl starts talking to you like an old friend & you had no idea who she is or the fact youve slept with her.


TAM when you think a shot of bourbon is a great idea & your wrong......very wrong. Lol

I hope everyone had fun on beers giving.
 
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midget

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
what cheer,Iowa
SnickerDoodle said:
TAM when you're walking behind someone at work with a green mowhawk and you think to yourself. Oh hes good looking... then you realize she's a woman when she
turns around and compliments you on your pink hair.

She's super cute!
Click to expand...
Pics or it didnt happen lol.

TAM when you see someone with a more impressive mohawk than yours only to find out shes smoking hot from the front.
 
AaronsX

AaronsX

Suspension Lift
Founding Member
Location
Bowling Green, KY
TAM when a Amish family comes into work and I hand them a buzzer. The father looks at me and says what's this fancy thing do? I kinda chuckled and smiles, then realized he was serious...uhh it'll vibrate when your tables ready haha
 
NismoFire

NismoFire

Titan Swapped / SAS'd
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Location
Smyrna, TN
TAM when the day shift clerk at the gas station says to me, "I didn't know cops could be pregnant on the job."




.......It's called BODY ARMOR, AKA BULLET PROOF VEST. I mean, really...I'll take a pic in a few for a consensus on whether I look preggo or not.



ETA:

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