The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 6: Wash Your Hands On The Way Out

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TheCrabby1

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Making tacos 4 dinner , cooked meat,diced tomato's and shredded lettuce then upon further inspection I noticed the dam soft taco shell bag had a hole in it !! Then I figured I'll put those half hard/half kinda soft shell's in the toaster oven then break'em apart in a bowl with the fixen's. After 4/6 min the stale part of the shell burn't and the slightly soft part stayed slightly soft. What kinda ufcking preservative's are they putting in this $hit, you'd think i'd preserve you're inside's for ever instead of slowly making them not function properly over time ? I mean Alcohol and Drug's have preserved Keith Richards [ROLLING STONE'S] to the extent of he's still as ugly as he was in the his twenties !!! And as an added bonus they can't embomb him any more then he's already embombed himself, thus saving money on the back end o_O Sorry for the rant , FromFrontier2X gave me taco's on the brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL
 
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TheCrabby1 said:
Making tacos 4 dinner , cooked meat,diced tomato's and shredded lettuce then upon further inspection I noticed the dam soft taco shell bag had a hole in it !! Then I figured I'll put those half hard/half kinda soft shell's in the toaster oven then break'em apart in a bowl with the fixen's. After 4/6 min the stale part of the shell burn't and the slightly soft part stayed slightly soft. What kinda ufcking preservative's are they putting in this $hit, you'd think i'd preserve you're inside's for ever instead of slowly making them not function properly over time ? I mean Alcohol and Drug's have preserved Keith Richards [ROLLING STONE'S] to the extent of he's still as ugly as he was in the his twenties !!! And as an added bonus they can't embomb him any more then he's already embombed himself, thus saving money on the back end o_O Sorry for the rant , FromFrontier2X gave me taco's on the brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL
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Keith Richards is a miracle of modern drug use.
 
maillet282

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ufck. This is funny. I don't speak French. But it's still funny.
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Fromfrontier2Xterra said:
Nein! Nein! Lmao. That's not French. German by the sounds of it.

Edit; bi-lingual maybe? There's definitely French and something resembling German.
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He starts off speaking french. Once those this take over his plumbing he panicked and started screaming in German. He basically just rambles off and doesn’t make much sense. Was pretty funny though.
 
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They put Natural Born killers on hulu and I wouldn't be able to watch it until next weekend.
 
TheCrabby1

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harryron said:
Damn cats ruin everything
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It's one cat that has a plant thing ! Who'd a thunk it . You know they [ both , I think ] took habanero's out of a bowl they were drying in and chewed on them for a while and then precided to play hockey with them on the floor. That didn't make me mad though , what did make me mad was they did that with every one in the bowl . Guess they needed a new puck after every goal , I don't know ?
 
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Prime said:
Every car parts order of $60 or more should come with a case of beer.

It's just not the same working on shiat and not having beer.
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Just go on strike ! Until you buy yourself some beer. LOL Rule of thumb #1 Every time you bust a knuckle and/or draw blood You do a shot
rule #2 If your wife/girlfriend see's you bust a knuckle drink a double ;)
rule #3 If your wife/girlfriend catch you working on the car with your girlfriend/wife then leave me your X in the will :p
 
harryron

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TheCrabby1 said:
It's one cat that has a plant thing ! Who'd a thunk it . You know they [ both , I think ] took habanero's out of a bowl they were drying in and chewed on them for a while and then precided to play hockey with them on the floor. That didn't make me mad though , what did make me mad was they did that with every one in the bowl . Guess they needed a new puck after every goal , I don't know ?
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We had a cat that would not stay off the kitchen counters no matter what so I took a few black pearl peppers and rubbed them all over a slice of salami. When the idiot decided to eat it I heard a cat scream and she took off like a bat out of hell through the house, it was not smart enough to learn a lesson so I found it a new home.
 
TheCrabby1

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harryron said:
We had a cat that would not stay off the kitchen counters no matter what so I took a few black pearl peppers and rubbed them all over a slice of salami. When the idiot decided to eat it I heard a cat scream and she took off like a bat out of hell through the house, it was not smart enough to learn a lesson so I found it a new home.
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Yea we don't leave food on the counter's anymore but they got smart enough to know they shouldn't be there when were on the first floor cause they get caught and we keep the adjustable squirt bottle's around and they HATE getting wet . I've cornered them in a room and soaked them , and they hate it . But did they learn anything nope !!!!! well actually yes they kinda did learn something, when they hear someone walking they jump off the counter's and run . Do they make shock collar's for cat's ? At least the dog listen's, better then most kid's; LOL
 
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