TGPWS 8: Hope it can only get better.

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Derailed_75

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I turn into a Paranoid Polio Alzheimer's patient every time I partake of the herb, so y'all can have at it.
Its been 20 ish years since I smoked. Last time I did I was playing cards and had to have them dealt to me right under my face because my head was 3 inches off the table and I couldn' pick it up. I had to have everyone tell me what cards everyone else played, how many books both my team and the other had.

It wasnt a good time, although we laugh about it all the time now. Strange thing is up until than I really enjoyed getting high.

I stick to beer now.
 

IM1RU

Skid Plates
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SLC, UT
It wasnt a good time, although we laugh about it all the time now.
Literally everyone of my "stories" is like that. It's terrible. They're very funny, but Gawd it's horrible to live through.

Can't figure out where to hang up my coat, can't remember if I've brushed my teeth, read the same damn paragraph for an hour and a half, mouth so dry you it's like desert sand and you can't drink enough water, still high the next day, your completely convinced your teeth are growing out the front of your face, forget how to breath, arms no longer function..... I'm just no good at it. Don't wanna do it, tried more times than I care to admit, cause I'm stupid, and don't remember the last time being that bad. It was. And so is this time. Nope. I'm all done.

Pass me a good whiskey (Bourbon not Scotch), I'm all in.
 

TerryD

Total Tease
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Covington, Va
Literally everyone of my "stories" is like that. It's terrible. They're very funny, but Gawd it's horrible to live through.

Can't figure out where to hang up my coat, can't remember if I've brushed my teeth, read the same damn paragraph for an hour and a half, mouth so dry you it's like desert sand and you can't drink enough water, still high the next day, your completely convinced your teeth are growing out the front of your face, forget how to breath, arms no longer function..... I'm just no good at it. Don't wanna do it, tried more times than I care to admit, cause I'm stupid, and don't remember the last time being that bad. It was. And so is this time. Nope. I'm all done.

Pass me a good whiskey (Bourbon not Scotch), I'm all in.
Never have tried it. Never had an urge to.
 

Prime

Shut up Baby, I know it!
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@Fromfrontier2Xterra picked a random episode of the No Sleep Podcast. First two stories were good. 3rd one was about 2nd graders experiencing a fire at school. I don't think I need that in my life.

Just me being a sentimental old ufck. I also couldn't finish the Keanu Reeves movie Replicas where his entire family died in a car accident and he tried to recreate them. One of the kids names was the same as my oldest.
 

Prime

Shut up Baby, I know it!
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I'll instead be finishing my walk with the instrumental EDM of Ben Böhmer that I first heard in the Uber I took to Coors field on Sunday. Driver had good taste.
 
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