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My after dinner cannoli. WTF Trader Joe’s, where’s my filling?
I always have to do everythingWat?
Hadn't heard of that one. I use Kroil. And it magic.I always have to do everything
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Happy new year, ufckers.
Yes. And yes.I could go for a cigar. Y’all want a long explanatory post to go with my earlier sense of accomplishment post?
alright, while my crown royal chills...... lets go back to 2019Yes. And yes.
Damn dude!alright, while my crown royal chills...... lets go back to 2019
like most of my stories, its inspired by a girl I don't get, or in this case 2
left home cause some chick showed me that she had a bod
at the time I was heavy into racing off road motorcycles (dirtbikes) not mx, but desert, think NHHA, Best In the Desert, Score
chase the nhha series with her all of one year when her baja exploits moved her to a team and guess who was left all alone
I race a few NHHA 2019, by myself, but can't really afford it by myself, and its around this time that the mint 400 announces the bikes will be racing the mint for the first time in 40 years and my old hometown club decides to send who else but myself. I raced pro moto iron man, but failed to finish despite my best efforts, one of my handlebar mounts broke, rode 70 miles by holding onto the fork tubes with one arm and operating the throttle with the other, its a true story, I'm told theirs pics somewhere.
The guys that had volunteered to pit for me, were like well, he didn't finish, but thats a whole hell of a lot of heart to try and finish like that, lets get him to vegas to reno, and they did, I solo'd the longest point to point race in the US with a pit crew of dudes I paid with beer that were driving various everyday vehicles with the essentials a motorcycle might need in a 550 mile 12+ hour trip, we did finish that one, in something like 12 hours 45 minutes finishing 11th. I was on my way home, and what I haven't really every divulged is I was flat out broke, maxed credit cards, nothing in the bank, I cashed a sponsor check for $200 in flagstaff az to buy gas to get home.
I was nearly home when one of my ex bosses called me and said that my current employer was hiring and he was told they pay double what my current place did. I got home, moved out of the apartment I was sharing with yet another girl I didn't get and moved into a rented room
however, they did not, and here we are 3 (4) years later, after a ton of long nights and way too many holidays spent driving big trucks and doing stupid recovery jobs most people wouldn't, and its a 100k+ a year ordeal for me, that room I moved into may turn into my house in the following months as the landlord is moving out and wants me to manage it, which will continue the cheap rent for a bit longer till I can pay more stuff off and put more away for something thats mine.
and to top it off, In addition to that sexy brown pete I posted, I get a brand new 16 ton wrecker to take home as my truck
someone tell 2019 me its all gonna be ok