TGPWS 7: New Year. See if we can wash the stink off.

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Prime

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Chicken Soup is hot bird water, but people love it, and coffee is EVEN BETTER than that.
NO! Chicken soup (well, proper soup, not just broth) has things in it. Noodles, vegetables, actual chicken. You analogy is flawed. If I took all the stuff that was in chicken soup and puree'd it and put it back into the broth, you probably wouldn't eat it.
 

Muadeeb

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i dont understand how people dont start the day with delicious life bringing coffee.
Because coffee is symbolic of all that is wrong with the world.

"Hey, this fruit is poisonous. Let's check out the seed"
"The seed is useless. Anyone tried leaving it out in the sun for two weeks?"
"Yeah, still useless even after you burn it"
"But did you try grinding it up?"
"Need to soak the grinds, and only if the grinds are reeeeeeeeeeealy small"

Too much work. Pick leaf, soak in hot water for 5 min. Drink.
 

kirk

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Because coffee is symbolic of all that is wrong with the world.

"Hey, this fruit is poisonous. Let's check out the seed"
"The seed is useless. Anyone tried leaving it out in the sun for two weeks?"
"Yeah, still useless even after you burn it"
"But did you try grinding it up?"
"Need to soak the grinds, and only if the grinds are reeeeeeeeeeealy small"

Too much work. Pick leaf, soak in hot water for 5 min. Drink.
People never dumped coffee in a harbor just to get away from it.


Just sayin.
 

Prime

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Because coffee is symbolic of all that is wrong with the world.

"Hey, this fruit is poisonous. Let's check out the seed"
"The seed is useless. Anyone tried leaving it out in the sun for two weeks?"
"Yeah, still useless even after you burn it"
"But did you try grinding it up?"
"Need to soak the grinds, and only if the grinds are reeeeeeeeeeealy small"

Too much work. Pick leaf, soak in hot water for 5 min. Drink.
Coffee is a good example of a solution in search of a problem.
 

Prime

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You know those store brand frozen ice popsicles that come in the mesh bag and you have to leave in the freezer for two weeks before they're actually frozen? The ones with all the different colors and flavors?

I have a problem.

I. Can't. Stop. Eating. Them.
 

Fromfrontier2Xterra

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You know those store brand frozen ice popsicles that come in the mesh bag and you have to leave in the freezer for two weeks before they're actually frozen? The ones with all the different colors and flavors?

I have a problem.

I. Can't. Stop. Eating. Them.
Sounds like you need a pudding pop
 

Muadeeb

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People never dumped coffee in a harbor just to get away from it.


Just sayin.
And I know I'm a hyper nerd (insert shocked Pikachu meme here), but this past year there was a British Airways flight landing at DFW and the approach controller ACTUALLY wished them a happy treason day.
 

Muadeeb

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For those who weren't around over 6 years ago... This is how it started
Coffee.jpg


This is how it ended
Coffee3.jpg


Yes. That's 7 screens I'm flipping off. I didn't think about firing up the iMac on the floor behind me for an 8th.
 

kirk

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For those who weren't around over 6 years ago... This is how it started
Coffee.jpg


This is how it ended
Coffee3.jpg


Yes. That's 7 screens I'm flipping off. I didn't think about firing up the iMac on the floor behind me for an 8th.
Hahahaha I super forgot about that
 

Derailed_75

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You know those store brand frozen ice popsicles that come in the mesh bag and you have to leave in the freezer for two weeks before they're actually frozen? The ones with all the different colors and flavors?

I have a problem.

I. Can't. Stop. Eating. Them.
So here in Va they have mixed drink pops in the alcohol section at the grocery store. Something like 8%, I'm not a mixed drink person but they went pretty quick at a party we had about a month ago
 

Prime

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So here in Va they have mixed drink pops in the alcohol section at the grocery store. Something like 8%, I'm not a mixed drink person but they went pretty quick at a party we had about a month ago
I've bought those many times. They don't last long. Target had some 8% ones like a month ago. They were delicious. Then Kroger had some 5% ones after that. They didn't taste as good.
 

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I want to know why Nissan hates us so much.

They have a body on frame, live 5-link rear axle (which is a 3rd member unit), optional manual transmission, 4x4 mid sized SUV in the Philippines called the Terra. They could just drop a USDM engine in that and sell it here. But no.
 

TheCrabby1

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I want to know why Nissan hates us so much.

They have a body on frame, live 5-link rear axle (which is a 3rd member unit), optional manual transmission, 4x4 mid sized SUV in the Philippines called the Terra. They could just drop a USDM engine in that and sell it here. But no.
I know there advertising the hell outta the new Pathfinder . I told daughter to test drive one before she buy's a new vehicle in Sept .
 

Fromfrontier2Xterra

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I want to know why Nissan hates us so much.

They have a body on frame, live 5-link rear axle (which is a 3rd member unit), optional manual transmission, 4x4 mid sized SUV in the Philippines called the Terra. They could just drop a USDM engine in that and sell it here. But no.
Because soccer moms, lesbians, and she-its are offended by anything with an ounce of testosterone in the US.
 

TheCrabby1

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Why don't someone make a sensor to notify you your window's are down and it's raining ???????????? Granite some time's the interior need's a deep cleaning but I get tired of walking outside to look every time it start's raining !! o_O
 
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