TGPWS 10: The Tentacle Invasion

Fromfrontier2Xterra

I bought a Taco
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So. My sister and I are out holiday shopping with just my dad. We’re young at the time. I’m maybe 6 or 7 making my sister either 9 or ten at the time. After a very long day of just my dad dealing with two young kids mall shopping in the late 80’s we decide to go to Long John Silvers.

we get a booth. My dad on one side and me and fellow hell spawn on the other. There’s this group of old ladies directly behind us doing all the typical old lady gossip. Meanwhile my sis and I are being little shiats, punching and kicking under the table.

Pops finally had enough. “HANDS ON THE TABLE, NOW!”

Sis and I slam our hands on the table… meanwhile a plastic fork is on the table facing me tongs in..I slam my hands down on the table and accidentally slap the fork…

*phew phew phew*

end over end behind me. My dad has a look of pure holy shiat and just starts losing it. my plastic fork went directly into the old lady’s beehive and stuck without her noticing.

my dad is ufcking dying. Says “we need to go right now”. Grabs what’s left of our food and eat it in the truck on the way home. Lmfao.
 

Muadeeb

Nissan al Gaib
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Dallas
Tell me this person is not in this group. Or if he is at least tell me he’s frisky af …
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The original He-Hive:
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CHUG

Lockers Installed
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Me being, manly Genetics.. I see's beeHive.. Must toss Dirt clogs.. Must anger bee's/Yeller Jackets/ Bald Face hornets.. Fair game.. for the the assault Of attacks. ;-)..
 

Fromfrontier2Xterra

I bought a Taco
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Supporting Member
Location
All over PA
So. My sister and I are out holiday shopping with just my dad. We’re young at the time. I’m maybe 6 or 7 making my sister either 9 or ten at the time. After a very long day of just my dad dealing with two young kids mall shopping in the late 80’s we decide to go to Long John Silvers.

we get a booth. My dad on one side and me and fellow hell spawn on the other. There’s this group of old ladies directly behind us doing all the typical old lady gossip. Meanwhile my sis and I are being little shiats, punching and kicking under the table.

Pops finally had enough. “HANDS ON THE TABLE, NOW!”

Sis and I slam our hands on the table… meanwhile a plastic fork is on the table facing me tongs in..I slam my hands down on the table and accidentally slap the fork…

*phew phew phew*

end over end behind me. My dad has a look of pure holy shiat and just starts loosing it. my dad plastic fork went directly into the old lady’s beehive and stuck without her noticing.

my dad is ufcking dying. Says “we need to go right now”. Grabs what’s left of our food and eat it in the truck on the way home. Lmfao.
Wait…no! It was Arthur treachers! Or whatever it was. Don’t remember how to spell it.
 

Xterrorista

Charcoal Briquette
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Denton, TX
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That's quite an unorganized mess you have there. Haha.
Haha, it's my brother's humidor, I don't have one yet. I keep most all of my stuff in there, the top shelf is mine. Our Cuban friend gave me the blue bag full of cubes for my hoho/bday pres.

The Montecristo was a gift so I'm not sure where they may be found. Box press, robusto, a ~48-50x6, so smooth but strong notes, no cigar mouth when finished. I will be lookin...whatcha know, a quick search & viola!


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Looking at the chart the one I smoked was the Toro. 6x50
 

Prime

Shut up Baby, I know it!
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Haha, it's my brother's humidor, I don't have one yet. I keep most all of my stuff in there, the top shelf is mine. Our Cuban friend gave me the blue bag full of cubes for my hoho/bday pres.

The Montecristo was a gift so I'm not sure where they may be found. Box press, robusto, a ~48-50x6, so smooth but strong notes, no cigar mouth when finished. I will be lookin...whatcha know, a quick search & viola!


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Looking at the chart the one I smoked was the Toro. 6x50
Nice! That Opus X was very similar. Amazingly smooth, but not mild in flavor. Finish was excellent. Now, I can't see myself buying $35 sticks on the reg, but when one of the more well to do regulars comes in, buys an entire box and hands one to everyone in the lounge. Say less.
 
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