- Location
- Smyrna, TN
Thank you. My gut doesn't even hang out the bottom, like most LEOs around here.
That awkward moment you are in a meeting in a sealed vault and you can no longer completely hold in the super bowl fart you've been holding for ten minutes, and you try to move to a position you can "smell it all up" before anyone else gets a whiff of your over indulgent evening.
X nerds unite!
You're nicer than me, I'd step to the middle and then drop the bomb on all of my coworkers and laugh evilly whilst they all cough, choke, and gag
That awkward moment you are in a meeting in a sealed vault and you can no longer completely hold in the super bowl fart you've been holding for ten minutes, and you try to move to a position you can "smell it all up" before anyone else gets a whiff of your over indulgent evening.
X nerds unite!
That awkward moment when your friends create a fake Facebook with pictures they found off of a photography website (they where senior pictures of a senior girl at some random school)...
You've got one of the coolest places to live.
Oh wow, that's great!TAM when the facilities guy in your office wears a toupee and he trips up the steps and the toupee falls at your feet and all you can do is bust out laughing so hard that you can't breathe.
yup... it happened.
TAM when you try to stick your head out your window to yell at a buddy but smash face first into a window. And everyone in my truck laughs at me.
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Oh wow, that's great!
Lol! And everyone on XN.
X nerds unite!
Oh, you don't know the half of it. Free beer down the street (I live next to the Sam Adams brewery), welding shop in my backyard (which is also my weekend job - and we do a lot of work for Sam Adams, so we get free stuff that way too. They even brew my boss' cider recipe.), I don't know if I could ever leave.
That moment when your eife comes home from a baby shower 2 hours early and your still doing a mod to the x she wasnt going to know about in the yard
That moment when your eife comes home from a baby shower 2 hours early and your still doing a mod to the x she wasnt going to know about in the yard
Tim I gutted my secondary cats
The 2nd gen has 2 catalytic converters and beat oht the inside to say the least.
Ok, but, this is the "the awkward moment" thread
TAM when the day shift clerk at the gas station says to me, "I didn't know cops could be pregnant on the job."
.......It's called BODY ARMOR, AKA BULLET PROOF VEST. I mean, really...I'll take a pic in a few for a consensus on whether I look preggo or not.
ETA:
He'd got caught modding his x and was answering a question from earlier.
X nerds unite!
TAM when you roll over to get out of bed and find someone from last night in your bed with you.
TAM when you roll over to get out of bed and find someone from last night in your bed with you.
TAM when your pissed off wife asks you which means more to you, her or the truck.... and you pause bc you dont want to tell that big of a lie...