At 6 this mourning I opened the door to walk the dog , it took off then I realized the 20 ft long leash I was carrying wasn't attached ! Then she saw some deer; UFCK ME RUNNING [ No Jim, it's just a Pharse ] Here we go across the street in and out and around the neighbor's house's with me yelling at full volume
I ran a different route to cut her off and all I heard was the deer crashing through the wood's . Now I take off at a 59 year old's gallop thinking I gotta wake up daughter jump in Odo X and start looking . Did I mention I strained the very top of the hammy or lower glute [ain't gotta clue which but that's where the gallop came from ] When I almost reach the front door guess who's standing there
looking at me ???? Now I understand why there called a B.I.T.C.H....
We got a refresher course on obedience/command's !! I also put into effect the hook up the leash before you put your shoe's on and open the door you ufcking dummy; law ...........Strictly intended for the Idiot who think's their in charge!! YUP [That'd be ME ] Is it screwball thirty yet ??