The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 5: New Blood

[Fromfrontier2Xterra]

I had a buddy that was a state trooper and his favorite thing to do was show up at the first offroad club meeting ob the year and throw on his lights to scare all the noobies. (Va Tech offroad club).

He pinched my nipple one year and I told him "if you do that again, you're gonna buy me dinner!"

Next meeting rolled around and he pinched my nipple. So I made him buy me wings and a beer at B'Dub's that night. I thought this was all in good fun, right?

A few years later we're chatting and it turns out he's gay! We laughed about it, then I said "I guess that makes me a tease then?"

And you didn't even put out. You are a tease.

 

[bigjim247365]

I had a buddy that was a state trooper and his favorite thing to do was show up at the first offroad club meeting ob the year and throw on his lights to scare all the noobies. (Va Tech offroad club).

He pinched my nipple one year and I told him "if you do that again, you're gonna buy me dinner!"

Next meeting rolled around and he pinched my nipple. So I made him buy me wings and a beer at B'Dub's that night. I thought this was all in good fun, right?

A few years later we're chatting and it turns out he's gay! We laughed about it, then I said "I guess that makes me a tease then?"

he wanted to smash

 

[bigjim247365]

And you didn't even put out. You are a tease.

right?

 

[TerryD]

he wanted to smash

He said afterward I wasn't his type and he thought I knew he was gay and that was why he played along.

 

[TerryD]

Deep dish pizza attempts 1!

 

[Prime]

Sombody lend me $1500.

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/arvada-1988-nissan-pathfinder/7029063079.html

 

[TerryD]

Deep dish pizza attempts 1!
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Not bad, but learned some lessons. Cook the sauce down first next time. Fewer onions. They kinda stole the show on flavor. Next time roll the dough out instead of try to knead it out in the pan.

It turned out ok otherwise. Next time it'll be better.

 

[harryron]

ufck I hate going to target

 

[harryron]

Not to mention I was crop dusting every isle we were walking down.

 

[Fromfrontier2Xterra]

Seeing if the Witcher is any good.

 

[maillet282]

going to need to do a quick Walmart shop for the bare necessities before xmas. I am so dreading going there

 

[Fromfrontier2Xterra]

Seeing if the Witcher is any good.

Meh. 1/2 an episode was enough. No thanks.

 

[kryter]

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/arvada-1988-nissan-pathfinder/7029063079.html

hmm has possibilities

 

[kryter]

How I spent my day... At least now I know why the dash lights lit up like a Christmas tree

 

[Prime]

Sombody lend me $1500.

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/arvada-1988-nissan-pathfinder/7029063079.html

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/arvada-1988-nissan-pathfinder/7029063079.html

hmm has possibilities

Already covered it. If I had the cash it'd be in my driveway.

 

[Prime]

How I spent my day... At least now I know why the dash lights lit up like a Christmas tree

Holy shiat! What happened?!

 

[bigjim247365]

How I spent my day... At least now I know why the dash lights lit up like a Christmas tree

oh my gobble....

 

[TerryD]

How I spent my day... At least now I know why the dash lights lit up like a Christmas tree

Squirrel?

 

[BEEFY]

How I spent my day... At least now I know why the dash lights lit up like a Christmas tree

That sucks

 

[maillet282]

Morning. Made waffles and bacon for breakfast. Had to go to Walmart for last minute groceries. What a gong show already at 1000. Just waiting to pay then going home for another coffee

 

[Xterrorista]

Already covered it. If I had the cash it'd be in my driveway.

Hello!? It's kinda yougly tho..

 

[Prime]

Hello!? It's kinda yougly tho..

It's sexy AF. You shut your whore mouth

 

[Xterrorista]

Already covered it. If I had the cash it'd be in my driveway.

What's low mileage on an '88, 300k?

 

[TerryD]

Sombody lend me $1500.

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/arvada-1988-nissan-pathfinder/7029063079.html

That thing is sweet! I'd drive the crap outta that thing!

 

[Xterrorista]

Yea, on closer inspection that is a nice pathy. I had an 86 hardbody that I loved and 177k is pretty damn low..

 

[bigjim247365]

coffee

 

[Muadeeb]

How's the dick taste?

 

[bigjim247365]

 

[bigjim247365]

How's the dick taste?

salty coins and milk....



wait you mean the dick sponge thing, havnt had it yet.

 

[bigjim247365]

 

[Xterrorista]

HAHAHAHAHA fukn great

 

[Xterrorista]

HAHAHAHAHA fukn great

I need some Dana 60 in my life.

 

[Prime]

salty coins and milk....



wait you mean the dick sponge thing, havnt had it yet.

We get it......

 

[Xterrorista]

Are you gonna go get that Pathy or what, @Prime ? Set up a look see tomorrow and I'll give ya the dough.. All those straight lines in the interior are bringing back memories.

 

[harryron]

Just watched the movie Bumblebee and it was not that good.

 

[Prime]

Are you gonna go get that Pathy or what, @Prime ? Set up a look see tomorrow and I'll give ya the dough.. All those straight lines in the interior are bringing back memories.

It's really tempting.

 

[Xterrorista]

It's really tempting.

You know, after looking at it, it's probably totally worth 1500. And then some. It would end up being another build tho and you've already got a couple of those plus if a Unicorn ever showed up.. pluus you know,the website is XN not PN..

 

[Prime]

You know, after looking at it, it's probably totally worth 1500. And then some. It would end up being another build tho and you've already got a couple of those plus if a Unicorn ever showed up.. pluus you know,the website is XN not PN..

It's the same truck!

But. Yeah. Buying that would result in me selling the X and making that a full on trail build. But ufck. 2-door Pathy. Thats dream truck status.

 

[Prime]

Stock coils in the rear, diamond SAS the front. Crawler gears in the transfer case.

 

[Prime]

Go. Anywhere.