The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 5: New Blood

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CHUG

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I need a good whiskey now. After reading the new Released official Letter Trump wrote to the Bimbo of the house & The nation.. wow Dang, 45 million.. for the circus..

sure could use 10% of that for New toy's and pimping the Xterra for summer soon to arrive as with Drinking fluids for camp..
 

harryron

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The pup is not doing very good she got spayed today and has puked twice in the last two hours since she has been home.
 

CHUG

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skunks are mean... they wait for the dog to get near... Doggie goes to do what dogs do sniff the Back end.. squirt surprise!!.. yelp yelp.

poor doggie.. got hit hard.
 

TerryD

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skunks are mean... they wait for the dog to get near... Doggie goes to do what dogs do sniff the Back end.. squirt surprise!!.. yelp yelp.

poor doggie.. got hit hard.
That really sucks... Ours got hit and then ran inside before we could stop her.
 

bigjim247365

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No.

I. Spent. $1000. On. That. Ice. Scraper.

oh thats what you mean....

big OOF

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bigjim247365

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so i nearly killed a guy under the load rack next to me while loading the tanker tonight. so this guy is new but he old enough to be my dad, he kinda is a doofus. like im sure he drives a truck just fine but doing the job as a fuel hauler....... he doesnt seem to get it. i dont know who trained this guy or how the ufck he got certified but whatever.

so heres the deal, there are 3 things you hook to the trailer when loading. 1 scully/ground cord, it grounds the trailer and the scully system shuts down the load arms if you hit the top sensor with product so it dont blow out the top hatch. 2 the vapor recovery hose, it takes the fuel vapors out of the trailer and then burns them off. 3 the loading arms, pretty self explanatory. so this mother ufcker hooks everything up, but the vapor hose.... so what happens when you start loading with out the vapor hose? the pressure relief valve on the trailer will open and dump fuel vapor in the rack, VERY ufckING DANGEROUS! so im loading next to this guy and i start to here a strange chatter sound, almost like a pump. at first i didnt think it was a vapor valve on a trailer cuz they dont normally chatter, but hiss very loudly, like if you dump the air suspension. next came the overwhelming smell of gas vapor, then i knew. i go over to his lane a see his dumb ass standing infront of his truck then he looks at me with this dumb look on his face and asks "hey do you know what that sound is?" as soon as he asks i look down the side of his trailer and what do i see? the ufcking bright orange VR hose not on his ufcking trailer! i run into his lane's dog house and stop all his arms. he follows and asks "what... whats wrong" i reply pretty pissed off "your ufcking vapor isnt ufcking hooked up! you dont ufcking smell all this shiat right now? get your ufcking gloves and hook that ufcking hose up" at this point the trailer is still pissing out air. i tell his to ram that ufcking hose on as fast as he can. i ask him "who ufcking trained you?" he replies with a trainers name im not familiar with so idk. i told him that mistakes happen and you better learn from this and he lucky that it was me he was loading next to and not some crusty old ufck that would crack him square across the jaw.

i honestly had every right to kick this guys ass, thats how these fuel places blow up. i really should have called the on call terminal manager and then my safety dept. if this guy does anything like this next to me again the gloves are coming off and im getting this dumb shiat fired.

for reference the first minute of this vid shows how to load a truck. see that big black hose at the back of the trailer, thats vapor recovery.
 
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harryron

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I have a big ufcking tonsil stone and I can't reach anything back there to pop it out because I want to gag.
 
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