- Location
- Hainesville IL
Woop!
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jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
You have dishonored your famiry
Xaggerated
Tricycle
- Location
- Greer, SC
And school time
- Location
- Hainesville IL
Didn't you just graduate?
- Location
- Hainesville IL
Just gave the pack to a coworker.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
What am i? Chopped liver?
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Yes. How much have you lost so far?
- Location
- Allen, Texas
They were deep fried and taste exactly like Crab meat.
- Location
- Allen, Texas
Best thing about late night Chinese?
- Location
- Allen, Texas
Chineese for lunch again today!
- Location
- Allen, Texas
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Dude...I went to the gym yesterday instead of saturday. This amazon gobbledess was doing hamstring curls while i was doing calf raises.
Could not...stop...looking.
Really wanted to say something but you know 1. she had headphones on and 2. don't need to be the gym creeper
Anyways...if I catch her without headphones on...I'm gonna see if I still have any game. The cake was on point and she lifts heavy. She was the wonderwoman of my heart.
- Location
- Allen, Texas
Agreed
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Jays down a fair amount. Had it not been for the beard and general air of "go ufck yourself" about him, I wouldn't have recognized him when he came to hang out.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Get it dog!
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Kentucky Fire Cured, my go-to
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Honestly if I see her again I may break my own rule and just be like hey im not trying to be creepy but i think you are absolutely gorgeous. I know women hate being hit on at the gym, but if that's the only time I see you...then...you know...
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
hell yeah what's the worst that can happen?
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
She screams rape and I get my ass handed to me by a bunch of dudes bigger than me?
Add in a Karate Kid style Crane Kick to the gonads and there ya go.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
heh doubt that would happen
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
I mean, I've been told I'm a big dude even though I don't see it, but there are some massive guys at my gym that I would not really want to piss off.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Really hope I get a call for an interview. Applied to an engineering place 20 min from home.
- Location
- All over PA
It's ufcking hot out
- Location
- Hainesville IL
It's dryer then jay on a bourbon bender today.
- Location
- Hainesville IL
Got a copy on that good buddy
Man up, buttercup
How the frick is it hotter there than here?
- Location
- Allen, Texas
Thats why we cardio. Big muscles take a lot of blood and energy to swing. So when they laugh while I box jump, burpee and such using my whole body, I feel confident I would out last them in an altercation. Worst case I can beat them in a foot race.
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Yea...but this doesn't really work out in practice.
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Ill put it this way. I dont cardio ever. However, the other day I wanted to do a bit of HIIT. I ran a 7min mile and wasn't dead. You know the last time I did that? 14 years ago. Working out is working out.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Cardio errday cuz fat
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
Only about 40. But I need to get back on it. Bad. Been eating shiat lately.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
Wut?
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
same.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Homeward bound
Square tupperware?
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