The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 2: Welcome Home

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kirk

Butterfly King
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Allen, Texas
So since no one asked, Im at the bar. This guy comes up and says nice shirt. (my XN shirt) I think hes into me so i give him a weird glance. Then he asks if thats my black Xterra with the Nismo wheels out front. Now im super leery. He sits down next to me. I prepare a series of throat chops. Then he goes into how he moved here from Colorado, brought his Xterra with him but bought a Subaru and doesnt drive it anymore because he hates the stick in dallas traffic. Then he hits me with do i know anyone who might be interested in buying it.

Sure pics?

Oh im parked next to you.

Oh.

Long story short, I recently sold a VW, had cash in my back pack, he said something crazy like $3k and now I own it.

The end.
 

Prime

Shut up Baby, I know it!
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Location
Denver Adjacent
So since no one asked, Im at the bar. This guy comes up and says nice shirt. (my XN shirt) I think hes into me so i give him a weird glance. Then he asks if thats my black Xterra with the Nismo wheels out front. Now im super leery. He sits down next to me. I prepare a series of throat chops. Then he goes into how he moved here from Colorado, brought his Xterra with him but bought a Subaru and doesnt drive it anymore because he hates the stick in dallas traffic. Then he hits me with do i know anyone who might be interested in buying it.

Sure pics?

Oh im parked next to you.

Oh.

Long story short, I recently sold a VW, had cash in my back pack, he said something crazy like $3k and now I own it.

The end.
That's a quality story.
 

Muadeeb

Nissan al Gaib
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Location
Dallas
Well it wasnt hookers. But my Xterra Nation shirt and a chance meeting at a bar cost me $3k.
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