So this couple was playing golf and got on the green. The woman walked up and saw a frog so of course she picked it up.
The frog said, I'm a magic frog and I'll grant you three wishes. She was flabbergasted but said, Wow, ok. But, the frog said, there's a catch.
Everything you wish for your husband gets 10 fold. Hmm, ok she says, we've been together forever and love each other.
So what's your first wish?
I want to be the richest woman in the world. The frog warned her husband would be 10x richer, she again says that's fine they love each other and would never separate. Poof her and her husband were filthy rich.
And how about that 2nd wish, she thought a moment and said, I'd like to be the prettiest woman in the world.
Well, you know your husband will be 10x more handsome and will have women all over him.
I don't mind she says, we love each other.
The frog says for your last wish be careful and think before you speak..what would you like?
She thought long and hard and smiled. I'd like a mild heart attack!