I had a buddy that was a state trooper and his favorite thing to do was show up at the first offroad club meeting ob the year and throw on his lights to scare all the noobies. (Va Tech offroad club).
He pinched my nipple one year and I told him "if you do that again, you're gonna buy me dinner!"
Next meeting rolled around and he pinched my nipple. So I made him buy me wings and a beer at B'Dub's that night. I thought this was all in good fun, right?
A few years later we're chatting and it turns out he's gay! We laughed about it, then I said "I guess that makes me a tease then?"