- Location
- Western Massachusetts
Having a Manhattan. Wife's sisters mom tits are hanging out. Trying to me low key with my creepin
Slappa da titty!
Having a Manhattan. Wife's sisters mom tits are hanging out. Trying to me low key with my creepin
Ftfysucka da titty!
Ftfy
ApprovedFtfy
Oh, and...
In before Jim's Wednesday toad.
You bastard..... that toad did nothing wrong!Oh, and...
In before Jim's Wednesday toad.
makes me miss Kris and Nisbro
Don't get kicked off the flight, nerdIt's vodka o clock at the airport. MOAB BITCHES!
Pull a gun on the candy coworker. That'll get you sent out of the office.i do not wanna be here
I asked the bartender for two fives and a ten in exchange for my $5 bill.Don't get kicked off the flight, nerd
It's vodka o clock at the airport. MOAB BITCHES!
Man it is gorgeous out and perfect temp. Meanwhile I am stuck in my office without even a single window.
Pull a gun on the candy coworker. That'll get you sent out of the office.
Man it is gorgeous out and perfect temp. Meanwhile I am stuck in my office without even a single window.
100% absolutely the same
It's not too late! Turn back!Virginia I am in you m
i hate u
Right? I belong in jacksonville. I'm the best looking dude there and all the women are 5s and 6s totally getable. (Assuming I was single)It's not too late! Turn back!
whoa, easy there stud. save some tail for the rest of us.Right? I belong in jacksonville. I'm the best looking dude there and all the women are 5s and 6s totally getable. (Assuming I was single)
Jacksonville is a shiat hole. They should ship all the pedophiles and rapists there.
HAHAHAJacksonville is a shiat hole. They should ship all the pedophiles and rapists there.
Right? This shiat is ridiculousI feel like I moved to Oregon...it won't stop raining.