Barbie Challenger

[1L19]

Place: My apartment complex in Sac
Time: A little bit ago

There are no words...

 

[Prime]

Stop that menace!

 

[Xterrorista]

Well I'd... nevermind.

 

[kirk]

There better be a corporate sponsorship hidden in that somewhere.

 

[1L19]

I think there is a spoiled child in that somewhere.

 

[Prime]

There better be a corporate sponsorship hidden in that somewhere.

Nope. I bet it's just an idiot.

 

[XterraRising]

Man, that Barbie is thick.

Thicker than a War and Peace novel.
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Thicker than a Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Thicker than waffle batter

Thicker than...

 

[kirk]

Dislike

Nope. I bet it's just an idiot.

 

[Prime]

Dislike

I mean, even with some level of sponsorship, you'd have to be a little bit of an idiot to do that.

 

[XterraRising]

I dunno. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But let’s just say Mattel or whoever owns Barbie said, “James, we will pay you $1million to slap a decal of Thick Barbie on your Xterra...”

Not gonna lie. I’d do it.

But that 1 milly. Wouldn’t actually pay for a sticker with a Barbie as thick as a Snickers bar.

 

[Xterrorista]

I'll take the Millie, the overweight retro emo weirdo, the decals, whatever tf. Did I mention tequila makes the world go'round?