Life is a tornado, and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value.
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Well done > Well said
Life is generally empty for those who put nothing into it.
It’s not a HIPAA violation. Everyone knows you’re a bitch.
Life is absurd. Spend less time trying to find the meaning to it, and more time filling it with joy.
A jack of all trades is a master of none, but still better than a master of one.
It’s stupid outside. Better take a dumbrella.
I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless.
“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” – Mark Twain
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.
5 out of 6 Russians consider Russian Roulette a perfectly safe game.
I found your nose. It was in my business again.
Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.
I won’t quit. But I’ll cuss the entire time.
When in doubt, always remember the 50/50/90 rule: There is always a 50/50 chance that it’s wrong 90% of the time.
No one outranks Sergeant Safety except Major Negligence.
Wake up early. Get shiat done.
A plan is a list of things that never happened.
The more yourself you are, the less competition you have. -Bill Hicks
Follow the process, not the plan. -Adam Savage
I Like Cheese
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