Creepy in the ER

[metzican]

Just think of it as a female virgin have sex for the first time. There might be some blood. They normally don't want to but get talked into it by a "professional" and drugs help a lot!

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

have em use one of these....
[video=youtube_share;QbS6Akn2E4k]http://youtu.be/QbS6Akn2E4k[/video]

Lol, that would fix it right up.

 

[dhyde79]

Found this, talk abt timing sent via not the droids you're looking for

This one is more appropriate

 

[TN4x4Xterra]

Maybe Rosie and her five friends might help loosen it up some for it to pass?

 

[metzican]

^Miss Michigan

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Maybe Rosie and her five friends might help loosen it up some for it to pass?

My awesome wife fixes me up in that department all the time, so I don't have to worry about any of that, lol. Getting freaky with her in the hot tub last night, seem to help a lot as well.

 

[dhyde79]

My awesome wife fixes me up in that department all time, so I don't have to worry any of that, lol. Getting freaky with her in the hot tub last night, seem to help a lot as well.

....bet she'll be angry if she's the recipient of a kidney stone

 

[Cruecible]

....bet she'll be angry if she's the recipient of a kidney stone

I lol'd

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Yep, lol, we had that covered.

 

[NMTerras]

....bet she'll be angry if she's the recipient of a kidney stone

The fact that is a physical/medical impossibility aside, perhaps we have traveled far enough down this road...?

But yeah, there's the equivalent of a gate valve in there that prevents discharge of one fluid while another one is in the tunnel, as it were.

.....aaaaaannnnnnd.....Xterras!

 

[Prime]

.....aaaaaannnnnnd.....Xterras!

LOL!

 

[dhyde79]

The fact that is a physical/medical impossibility aside, perhaps we have traveled far enough down this road...? But yeah, there's the equivalent of a gate valve in there that prevents discharge of one fluid while another one is in the tunnel, as it were. .....aaaaaannnnnnd.....Xterras!

If the torpedo were already in the tube...

The "fluid separation valve" only stops what's behind it

 

[NMTerras]

If the torpedo were already in the tube...

The "fluid separation valve" only stops what's behind it

Once its past the gate valve, it's gone. We're talking a matter of a second or less, and aint nobody who's ever had one is going to stop it on its way out.

Let's put it this way, puerile banter aside, they come out with urine, period. Unless removed surgically.

 

[bigjim247365]

i have to say after lurking this thread in hopes of Creepy finally skipping rocks across his toilet, im just that more afraid of getting old.

turning 18 was great, turning 21 was amazing so can i hit the pause button please?

 

[dhyde79]

Once its past the gate valve, it's gone. We're talking a matter of a second or less, and aint nobody who's ever had one is going to stop it on its way out. Let's put it this way, puerile banter aside, they come out with urine, period. Unless removed surgically.

Hm...what I'd heard was that they were sometime slow moving......

Interesting...hope to not have to find out first hand...(or other parts)

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Update: Well the spiky little bastard finally showed his ugly face yesterday, lol. 3 weeks of crazy pain later.

NMTerras is actually correct. Once it hits the bladder it's fairly smooth sailing. Mine was stuck up much higher in the system.

Btw, when I said "we had it covered", I didn't mean it literally, lol. I meant, I had done a bunch of research ahead of time and even talked to the doc about sex, and he said no worries. I really do think the hot tub fun helped a lot though, and a few 20 mile BMX bike rides did as well. As long as I was moving, it wasn't too bad, I just couldn't sit or lay down at all, lol.

 

[metzican]

Lets not tell creepy's wife about all this medical jargon. Creepy's wife it help a lot with the pain and speeding up the process.

 

[dhyde79]

Update: Well the spiky little bastard finally showed his ugly face yesterday, lol. 3 weeks of crazy pain later. NMTerras is actually correct. Once it hits the bladder it's fairly smooth sailing. Mine was stuck up much higher in the system. Btw, when I said "we had it covered", I didn't mean it literally, lol. I meant, I had done a bunch of research ahead of time and even talked to the doc about sex, and he said no worries. I really do think the hot tub fun helped a lot though, and a few 20 mile BMX bike rides did as well. As long as I was moving, it wasn't too bad, I just couldn't sit or lay down at all, lol.

Good to know glad you're back to feeling less sore...

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Yep, all seems to be better.

Now if the darn electrical storm would stop, I might actually be able to get some work done. I'm crazy behind in emails and artwork, since I couldn't sit or stand in one place for the last 3 weeks.

I must have looked like a speed freak, because I constantly was pacing back and forth everywhere I went, lol.

 

[obi_krash]

good to hear you are back, well, physically!

 

[Prime]

Yah!

 

[metzican]

Nice to hear your back to your creepy self.

 

[TN4x4Xterra]

Wait, what? No pics?

 

[Muadeeb]

Wait, what? No pics?

Dear Lord, please no...

 

[metzican]

Wait, what? No pics?

Creepy, If you feel the need to post a pic please keep it in PM's!!!

 

[NMTerras]

i think Stevin meant pics of the stones...I hope...

 

[TN4x4Xterra]

i think Stevin meant pics of the stones...I hope...

Indeed. Stones only....... not interested in anyone's junk......

 

[RATTFINK]

Glad you got it out, brotha.

My dad told me when I got mine (the pain and the explanation from the Doc.) that it's a smooth deposit and I'll have slight discomfort....

Yeah, not what I had for a month and the stone was more like jagged crystal... Pains me to think of it.

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[kgbanddrb]

Glad you finally got rid of that bastard!

 

[akinc]

F kidney stones. Glad you passed it and are back to somewhat normal, whatever that means........

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Here's a couple links to the spiky little bastard, for those who want to check it out. (I did it this way, so the ones who don't want to see, don't wave to, lol.)

http://i.imgur.com/g8QdGG3.jpg
http://imgur.com/Mn43DYz.jpg

 

[drbandkgb]

Big eh

 

[Prime]

Wooooow! Those are crazy!

 

[TJTJ]

Dang, just saw your thread!

OW!

I can sympathize, as I seem to make stones as yet another hobby....so my first stones seemed to show up ~ 40 or so, and, most passed, the largest range was ~ 6 mm, and, yeah, spiky.

I see blood first, that's the warning shot that things are going to get ugly.

So, about once a year or so, I have to get rid of the stones....~ 3x I needed surgery to get one's that jammed (Over ~ 6-7 mm seems to be the point of issue) and would not go farther on their own.

I also get EAR stones, and GALL stones...so the ear ones make me dizzy as they roll around triggering those sensor hairs in the equilibrium chamber, etc. The gall stones eventually clogged the bile duct, which got infected, so they had to remove the gall bladder and part of my liver and a bunch of interstitial tissue, etc.


So, I was passing BOTH gall and kidney stones, regularly...which is a bit like being held at Gauntanamo and never when you'll be dragged out to torture some more, etc.



So, I feel your pain Bro.

 

[TN4x4Xterra]

Damn.....that ain't smooth stones! That's for sure....

 

[Deadpilot]

Damn that sure is a spikey stone. I see why I would hurt so much Ouch...

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[bigjim247365]

Here's a couple links to the spiky little bastard, for those who want to check it out. (I did it this way, so the ones who don't want to see, don't wave to, lol.)

http://i.imgur.com/g8QdGG3.jpg
http://imgur.com/Mn43DYz.jpg

oh gobble why did i click that!!

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Lol.

 

[bigjim247365]

Lol.

what size is that stone compared to a nickel?

 

[Creepy Cruiser]

Much smaller.

It's a 6mm stone. but picture it having to fit through your "well you know", lol. Not any fun at all.