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JeffPro4x

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bigjim247365 said:
some of you southerners cant ever drive in heavy rain (no offense). when i was OTR trucking fall of 2014 i was running in NC and there was a rain storm, cars hitting the ditch left and right. i was the only thing in the hammer lane since everyone was doing 40 on the interstate.
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It's not just Southerners. Everyone sucks at driving.
 
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I haven't heard that one

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i was stuck in a bad part of the city at this truck stop for almost 2 days since they couldnt find me a load. during that time at about 2am some floosy of a gal knocks on my driver door. i awake from my sleeper berth and draw back the cab curtain to find this brawd standing on the steps holding on to my door mirrior giving me this sh!t eating grin. through the closed window a sleepily shout "your a$$ better be selling girl scout cookies!" then she replies "come on baby, anything you want for 30 bucks." then i reply "anything i want huh? how bout i pull over to the wash bay and you shine up my f*cking truck since you got your hooker prints all over my driver door!" then after a few more choice words she still wont piss off so i threaten to beat her and her pimp with my tire thumper if she doesnt leave me alone. she then rolled her eyes and went to the next truck.
 
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bigjim247365 said:
i was stuck in a bad part of the city at this truck stop for almost 2 days since they couldnt find me a load. during that time at about 2am some floosy of a gal knocks on my driver door. i awake from my sleeper berth and draw back the cab curtain to find this brawd standing on the steps holding on to my door mirrior giving me this sh!t eating grin. through the closed window a sleepily shout "your a$$ better be selling girl scout cookies!" then she replies "come on baby, anything you want for 30 bucks." then i reply "anything i want huh? how bout i pull over to the wash bay and you shine up my f*cking truck since you got your hooker prints all over my driver door!" then after a few more choice words she still wont piss off so i threaten to beat her and her pimp with my tire thumper if she doesnt leave me alone. she then rolled her eyes and went to the next truck.
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Your stories never disappoint. What if she had gigantic eyes and cat ears?
 
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