no, you didn't cover my bar tabBelow the belt line is the automatic inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow.
no, you didn't cover my bar tabBelow the belt line is the automatic inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow.
True story.if you're honest with me you'll get my business next time, sell me a ball joint I don't need, I won't be back
negative sir but you can try pushin ifn itll make ya feel betterI am serious. And don't call me Shirley
I did that while working in the cannabis biz. All my workers gathered around me on the snow and ice and fed me gummies until the whambulance arrived. They kicked in about 20mins after getting to the hospital. The nurse was like, wow you really like that pain killer!co-worker buddy dislocated his shoulder today......
slipped on ice like a cartoon character and POP.
What is, two things that usually go together?boats n hoes
Bikini pics, pulleeze … just not of you wearing it
Not sure a pic of him not wearing a bikini would be any better, some things are best left unseen...Bikini pics, pulleeze … just not of you wearing it
Florida, I am in you!
Currently 52°F
what not sporting a mankini? Yet!!.
You mispronounced Xbox LivePlayed some Mario Party with my sister in NY. Nintendo has this online stuff on lock. Was a great experience.
I approve. Lets work out logistics to allow for Cheese fries and whiskies for everyone@kirk @Xterrorista @Muadeeb looking forward to next weekend. Let's get wrecked and make non life altering but bad decisions.
Got drunk last night for no reason. My daughter's gobblemother visited and she was like 'you have a crap load of strawberries, Imma make some fresh margaritas...'. And my wife pulled out the blender.
Several blender cycles later and after no strawberry, the watermelon, and some peaches I did not even know I had were spared, I went to bed at an unknown time still fully clothed, I have no idea how my comadre got back home (walking distance to home) and I need strawberries for the whatever thing my wife and daughter planned for tomorrow.
But I went on a shopping spree and got my stuff for my Titan Swap...at 2am.
Me looking for photo/video evidence so that i might escape the humdrum office life, if only for a moment.Got a bunch more snow today. So of course took the x to whip shiatties in the empty parking lots on lunch. Lol
Was alone. Hard to do both lolMe looking for photo/video evidence so that i might escape the humdrum office life, if only for a moment.
Just start a livestream on your phone, and throw it out the window as you kick the back end out.Was alone. Hard to do both lol
Oh shiat.
Yup, thats a ufck