The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 3: New Year, New...Get Bent

[maillet282]

So I have found a way to cut the cost of my bad habit to less than a dollar a pack.

stop smoking

 

[KChurch86]

So I have found a way to cut the cost of my bad habit to less than a dollar a pack.

Are you picking up butts off the ground like the dudes I used to work with?

 

[Fromfrontier2Xterra]

Are you picking up butts off the ground like the dudes I used to work with?

No one likes dirty butts.

 

[KChurch86]

No one likes dirty butts.

That's not what I heard.

 

[harryron]

Are you picking up butts off the ground like the dudes I used to work with?

Nope found a few places that sell whole leaves by the pound. You have to shred it and roll it. I have never been that desperate that I would have to pick a butt off the ground and smoke it.

 

[KChurch86]

That's not what I heard.

 

[Fromfrontier2Xterra]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best usuage ever.

 

[harryron]

My kid is a retard

 

[harryron]

I need a pair of needlenose pliers to pull and ear ring out of her ear.

 

[KChurch86]

I need a pair of needlenose pliers to pull and ear ring out of her ear.

What happened?

 

[maillet282]

I need a pair of needlenose pliers to pull and ear ring out of her ear.

I've always fount a set of Vice grips work better for that

 

[harryron]

What happened?

She stuck an earring in her ear. The very end of the post was just visible.

I've always fount a set of Vice grips work better for that

To big and I did not have a strong enough magnet.

It's no wonder why I'm always stressed, KIDS ARE ufckING STUPID.

 

[KChurch86]

She stuck an earring in her ear. The very end of the post was just visible.

To big and I did not have a strong enough magnet.

It's no wonder why I'm always stressed, KIDS ARE ufckING STUPID.

Oooh shiat, you mean like, in her ear canal? I thought you meant in the piercing hole.

 

[harryron]

Oooh shiat, you mean like, in her ear canal? I thought you meant in the piercing hole.

Yes the ear canal.

 

[KChurch86]

Yes the ear canal.

My co-workers' kid jammed 3 popcorn kernels up his nose, so far that he needed surgery.

He said he put the 2nd and 3rd ones in to try and get the 1st one out.

 

[kirk]

Guess I’ll try to watch Santa Clarita Diet

 

[kirk]

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Die

 

[kirk]

Guess I’ll try to watch Santa Clarita Diet

Don’t like it so far

 

[kirk]

I’ll finish this 2nd episode. Maybe.

 

[kirk]

Unlikely tho

 

[BEEFY]

Evening

 

[BEEFY]

Kid goes to bed in 30 min, then I get to start the front diff disassembly.

 

[bigjim247365]

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im missing something here, arent i?

 

[bigjim247365]

my new work boots came in after left for work. just laced them up and they feel comfy as ufck!

 

[bigjim247365]

also i need to see Incredibles 2.

 

[KChurch86]

im missing something here, arent i?

I think you may be.

Kirk's title explains it all.

 

[kirk]

I think you may be.

Kirk's title explains it all.

 

[kirk]

also i need to see Incredibles 2.

yes you do but not for that reason

 

[Fromfrontier2Xterra]

yes you do but not for that reason

Dat big booty is the reason.

 

[kirk]

Dat big booty is the reason.

She is SUPER THICC

Acceptable.

 

[BEEFY]

Morning

 

[bottobro]

Why is it always the attorneys that have to complain and say I charge more than attorneys

 

[Muadeeb]

Because they're cheapskates?

 

[KChurch86]

Love you buddy.

 

[kirk]

Love you buddy.

 

[JeffPro4x]

Work done. Commence mini-vacation!

 

[JeffPro4x]

Why is it always the attorneys that have to complain and say I charge more than attorneys

The. Worst.

 

[bottobro]

The. Worst.

Now I'm on my way to teach one of my customers how to light his $500,000 barbecue

 

[bigjim247365]

I think you may be.

Kirk's title explains it all.

oh right.

 

[bigjim247365]

wew lad!