jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Yes it were
- Status
- Location
- Hainesville IL
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Happy Flag day hoes. Also, Happy Bday mr. President.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
Show me your best Marilyn Monroe impression.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
Who the ufck are you calling a loaf?
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Next time I see you I'll have a good impersonation
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Thoughts on this
- Location
- Ontario Canada
Morning.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Can't get Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally" out of my head
- Location
- All over PA
Can't get the song that never ends out of my head.
"This is the song that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And now they'll keep on on singing it because...this is the song that never ends.."
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Are we on speaking terms again?
is that what Church plays when he's being tender?
- Location
- All over PA
Who are you?
xnjxterra
Loud and obnoxious
- Location
- South Jersey
yesterday, i took a hookie day and laid on the beach. today i come back to work and there are massive layoffs going on. WOOF.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Your WORST NIGHTMAAAARE!
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Probably
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
It's nigh impossible to eat appropriately at my parents house. My dad buys so much shiat that it's just everywhere. And while I have sufficient self control not to buy shiat, I don't seem to have it when the shiat is already in the house.
/eats ice cream sammich
/eats ice cream sammich
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
I got the cabin that taylor had last year. So 4 bunks, living room, bathroom, kitchen.
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
"Dad...stop buying this crap. We should all try to be healthier. /end"
xnjxterra
Loud and obnoxious
- Location
- South Jersey
tried that with my mom 700 times. but when i lived with her i bought my own groceries and had my own cabinet.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
Hahaha! You're funny. Can't tell that man anything. He's going to do what he's going to do. Mom has been trying for over 40 years.
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
When parents came to visit my dad kept looking for snacks. He was upset when he opened a cabinet and it was all protein bars and flax seed and stuff. He went to walmart and bought a bunch of crap. Tried to leave it here and i was like nope...take that ish with you.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
He's going to continue to buy garbage. And I just have to be better about not eating it. I have to practically yell at him to stop him from feeding my kids crap. And that only works if I'm standing right there to stop it. It's infuriating.
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Roll up a newspaper and smack him on the nose? I did that to my old roommate once when he kept using the milk and not replacing it. Guess what happened? He stopped using the milk up.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
I call living room floor
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
- Location
- Glenside, PA
Yes! Was finally able to snag a (shiatty) picture of the local bro bucket truck. Solid front axle, 3" lift and 35s...
- Location
- Allen, Texas
This is my mom. Snack cakes and ice cream and all the delicious shiat im too smart to have in my house because i will eat it all
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Yassss
- Location
- Allen, Texas
- Location
- Western Massachusetts
- Location
- Hainesville IL
You
- Location
- Hainesville IL
Is raining side ways!!!
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Thanks ollie
- Location
- Glenside, PA
4wd Vans are cool as hell. But don't seem too stable for operating a lift bucket
It's never going to happen they will wait till your not around then it's game on.
thecoalition
Call me Daddy
- Location
- Richmond, Va
Yea but either moved or closed. They used to be right behind my office. Now it's vacant.
jg8992
Hi, my name is Brandon
- Location
- Spotsylvania, VA
Agreed
- Status