Great toasts

Prime Sep 9, 2013

  1. Prime

    Prime Some Kind of In Charge? Admin

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    Everybody needs a toast once in a while. What are the best ones you know?

    Here's one of my favorites.

    "Here's to you and here's to me. The greatest friends there will ever be. If we should happen to disagree, **** you, here's to me."
     
  2. GhostX

    GhostX Allergic to Pavement<br><img src="http://i164.phot

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    Wheat toast, dry.
     
  3. Prime

    Prime Some Kind of In Charge? Admin

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    Womp womp.

    Funny story. That's what my dad did at my wedding. Literally presented toast and walked back to his seat.
     
  4. GhostX

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    Haha! THAT is awesome!

    I like my toast like my martini's...DRY.
     
  5. ThePlasticOne

    ThePlasticOne First Fill-Up (of many)

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    Here's to honor.

    To getting honor.

    And staying honor.

    And if you can't come in her,

    Come honor.
     
  6. Xterrafauss

    Xterrafauss Suspension Lift

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    Heh...hehehe....hehehehehe :hihi:


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    "Here's to nights I'll never remember and friends I'll never forget."

    And my buddy told me this one when we got him. Was a great night haha :kewl:
    "Osama Bin Laden, you son of a b****
    may your balls develop a 7 year itch
    may your pecker be twisted in such a manner
    that your a**hole whistles the Star Spangled Banner."
     
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