Choose your Apple.

Which apple is the best apple that ever appled?

  • HoneyCrisp. I like my apple to taste like excellence and perfection.

  • Red Delicious. I like free waxy tasing apple type objects and bumper gap.

  • Fuji. I like my apples like I like my women. Short and oddly named.

  • Gala. I like buying a sack of apples for $5, because value.

  • Braeburn. I like hipster apples that arent available often, and with dubious backgrounds.

  • Golden Delicious. I prefer my apples soft and stolen from the neighbors tree.

  • Pink Lady. I really wanted a HoneyCrisp, but bought its smaller, cheaper cousin instead.

  • McIntosh. I couldnt decide if i wanted a yellow, green or red apple, so I bought the all in one.

  • Granny Smith. I hate my mouth and taste buds and like my apples to make me grimace.

  • I either dont like apples, or I dont care what apple I eat.


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kirk

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But know, yon forum user, you shall be judged by your choice, and ridiculed if you choose poorly.


*I used up all the poll options, so if your apple isnt listed, sorry about that.


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meisanerd

Need Bigger Tires
I need some clarification. Is this "what apple do you just grab off a tree and eat", or more of a general apple preference poll? I tend to go across the entire spectrum depending on mood and what I am doing with it. Just eating, usually something on the sweeter side (although a nice fresh tart crab-apple is wonderful). Baking, I tend to go more towards the tart side. Over the past year, I have probably eaten at least one of 90% of the options on that poll in some form or another, and did not regret the decision.
 

kirk

Butterfly King
Moderator
Supporting Member
Location
Allen, Texas
I need some clarification. Is this "what apple do you just grab off a tree and eat", or more of a general apple preference poll? I tend to go across the entire spectrum depending on mood and what I am doing with it. Just eating, usually something on the sweeter side (although a nice fresh tart crab-apple is wonderful). Baking, I tend to go more towards the tart side. Over the past year, I have probably eaten at least one of 90% of the options on that poll in some form or another, and did not regret the decision.

Overall what apple do you prefer to eat. General preference poll I suppose.
 
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