More for me/us.
Generally speaking though, I'm good for 1 or 2 margaritas, or one or two tequila shots.
Any more than that and I get to be a bit...
Also, you whores like sour beers?
You whores like tequila?
Buy dis. Imperial gose brewed with agave, lime & salt, aged in tequila barrels. 10%...
Is short week.
Is first of 3 back-to-back-to-back short weeks.
Salt in the wound.
You wanna, like, talk about it?
Per day, or total?
Google has reminded me that, 6 years ago this month, I did a thing.
That's what I figured. At least you're motivated.
So, when you've got multiple hoses filling multiple holes, on a scale of 1 to "oh ufck yeah" how much like a sexy tentacle monster do you feel?
You look like a whale
That's when I say "your side!"
I disagree. There are pants, and there are shorts.
Shorts are not pants, as pants are not shorts.
Well, technically, you don't have pants on, you've got shorts on, so...
I mean, that was the joke, but if you're that comfortable with it that you're just gonna come out and say it; then I applaud your bravery.
I didn't feel a thing.
Someone put a bullet in me
My head hurts so bad fellas
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