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- McMinnville, Orygun
We shall join you and not have another beer either.. Um Nah!! Enjoy the sand box, We shall keep beer fresh. Shall not go stale!. ;-)
The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 6: Wash Your Hands On The Way Out
- Thread starter Muadeeb
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- Ontario Canada
Will be able to poke my head in from time to time. Specially in the next 14 days.
- Location
- McMinnville, Orygun
Have buddy over yonder, with his sniffing mutt. His state side date was end of the week.. He stuck till Aug, due to the Dang Corona Beer Crud.
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- Ontario Canada
Well I will be the only sergeant Canadian medic where I am going
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- Hainesville IL
- Location
- Hainesville IL
also i drove the fuel truck threw flood waters tonight.
yee~
yee~
jsexton
Need Bigger Tires
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- Lewis Center, OH
Wrong. Don't smash a burger with the spatula while cooking. You want to keep all those good juices inside. Patty it out about half as thick as you want it finished and let nature take its course.
All the juices.
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- All over PA
For regular burgers yes. But these are smash burgers.
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- Allen, Texas
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- All over PA
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- Denver Adjacent
Yeah. shiat sucks.
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- Denton, TX
What a bummer.. sorta, maybe, yeah a bummer..
Where are you gonna end up and for how long? I'm kinda hit or miss in catching up to all the whore posts so I may be asking things you've already stated..
BTW, thanks for your service ya filthy Canadian~
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- All over PA
My dash is dusty. But that is also hot as ufck for May 15 in PA.
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- All over PA
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- McMinnville, Orygun
^^^^ hahha. been thar done that with Hot Habanero's. Worse when yea Drink beer with gloves on.. Peel gloves of take swig. tinkle.. 10 seconds later you get that Sudden OH CRAP.. cross contamination Violation!!!.. Pain good teacher!!!..
peppers tasty..
peppers tasty..
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- Burtonsville, Md
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- Denver Adjacent
It doesn't matter how many times you've seen it. Iron Man is still an amazing movie.
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- Denver Adjacent
Watched Far from Home with the kids this evening. Made me want to watch Iron man again. Night well spent.
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- Ontario Canada
Well. Day one and I am glad I brought a French press, kettle, and some coffee.
This is what I was served with breakfast.
I’ve already heard people flip out for the lack of coffee lol
This is what I was served with breakfast.
I’ve already heard people flip out for the lack of coffee lol
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- Ontario Canada
Quiet morning here as well. Except for the slamming doors.
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- Denver Adjacent
Kids let me stay in bed until 0930. It was amazing.
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- Denver Adjacent
I mean. I don't like coffee. But I know that is not coffee.
Oldest woke up sometime don't know when, the youngest slept until a quarter till 12, the middle child is still asleep.
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- McMinnville, Orygun
The New way to have meals. ;-)
Last night, the wife and I made reservation to a fancy restaurant. Just the two of us, no kids. We needed to get out of the house after being cooped up from all this Covid stuff. We aren't too scared of the getting the rona, but chose a more upscale place just to stay clear of the masses.
When we got to the restaurant, we were greeted at the door by a masked hostess. All the employees were wearing masks and rubber gloves. When we were seated, the hostess place our menus on the table with a long pair of tongs that she pulled from a holster she had strapped to her hip. The water boy came by and place two glasses of water on the table with a set of tong that he drew from a hip holster.
Our waiter came to take out drink order and proceed to tell us that part of the restaurants new operating procedure, is that nothing that passed to a customer is touch by human hands. As we glanced around the restaurant we saw every employee with the same holster with a long pair of tongs.
Some of the waiters were very skilled with the tong; drawing them from their holsters with the speed of a master gunfighter. Nothing, I mean nothing, was touch by human hands.
Our food arrived and the chef came out personally to bring our steaks. He had multiple holsters, and gold plated tongs in each. He flipped our steaks up in the air and drew his tongs with lightning speed and place them on our plates with the precision of a surgeon. We were really amazed by it all.
The food was some of the best we had ever had and everyone in the restaurant seemed to be enjoying the exhibition of tongmanship. After our meal, the manager came by and place our bill on the table with.... you guested it, a pair of tongs.
While waiting on the hostess to return our credit card, the chef came back to the table too see if we were satisfied with our meals. We gave it five stars and told him how delighted we were with their new policies. We continued to chat, making small talk while we made our way to the door. About then my wife notice a piece of string sticking out of the chefs pants. She nudged me a pointed it out. I polity leaned in and told him about it so as to not draw any attention to it.
He said "oh that, that is also part of out new policy". The string is tied around my manhood so I don't have to touch it when I go to the restroom. I said "well, how do you put it back in?"
He said " WITH THE TONGS "..
Last night, the wife and I made reservation to a fancy restaurant. Just the two of us, no kids. We needed to get out of the house after being cooped up from all this Covid stuff. We aren't too scared of the getting the rona, but chose a more upscale place just to stay clear of the masses.
When we got to the restaurant, we were greeted at the door by a masked hostess. All the employees were wearing masks and rubber gloves. When we were seated, the hostess place our menus on the table with a long pair of tongs that she pulled from a holster she had strapped to her hip. The water boy came by and place two glasses of water on the table with a set of tong that he drew from a hip holster.
Our waiter came to take out drink order and proceed to tell us that part of the restaurants new operating procedure, is that nothing that passed to a customer is touch by human hands. As we glanced around the restaurant we saw every employee with the same holster with a long pair of tongs.
Some of the waiters were very skilled with the tong; drawing them from their holsters with the speed of a master gunfighter. Nothing, I mean nothing, was touch by human hands.
Our food arrived and the chef came out personally to bring our steaks. He had multiple holsters, and gold plated tongs in each. He flipped our steaks up in the air and drew his tongs with lightning speed and place them on our plates with the precision of a surgeon. We were really amazed by it all.
The food was some of the best we had ever had and everyone in the restaurant seemed to be enjoying the exhibition of tongmanship. After our meal, the manager came by and place our bill on the table with.... you guested it, a pair of tongs.
While waiting on the hostess to return our credit card, the chef came back to the table too see if we were satisfied with our meals. We gave it five stars and told him how delighted we were with their new policies. We continued to chat, making small talk while we made our way to the door. About then my wife notice a piece of string sticking out of the chefs pants. She nudged me a pointed it out. I polity leaned in and told him about it so as to not draw any attention to it.
He said "oh that, that is also part of out new policy". The string is tied around my manhood so I don't have to touch it when I go to the restroom. I said "well, how do you put it back in?"
He said " WITH THE TONGS "..
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- All over PA
Charcoal warming up. Soon to be steak time.
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- Denton, TX
Wow, best in awhile~
Only thing that would make it better was a bj and a beer..
Only thing that would make it better was a bj and a beer..
- Location
- Denton, TX
- Location
- All over PA
Steak, pork chops, and hot dogs cooked.
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- Denton, TX
Deep thoughts with Jack Handy:
*sometimes I secretly wanna 1st Gen so when I'm bored I've got a reason to read all the misc posts that don't pertain to me now.
*sometimes I secretly wanna 1st Gen so when I'm bored I've got a reason to read all the misc posts that don't pertain to me now.
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- Denton, TX
Yea? Where's the proof?! I need pre ate pics, not post..
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- All over PA
Steaks are already gone...
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- Denton, TX
@Prime did you snag a tool box yet?
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/913...28351917199701/?sale_post_id=3328351917199701
- Location
- Denton, TX
*sets down pipe, swallows bourbon n coke spit swallow..
I don't believe you.
- Location
- Hainesville IL
i bet you eat your steak well done.
- Location
- Denver Adjacent
Can't see it
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- All over PA
I bet you use a gas grill.
- Location
- Ontario Canada
And dinner was delivered
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