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- Denver Adjacent
May do a bond thing next weekend.
The Greater Post Whore Society - Volume 6: Wash Your Hands On The Way Out
- Thread starter Muadeeb
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I dared to wander into our local Walmart yesterday. They had milk, hardly no bread, no meat, chicken or lunch meat.... I got a chuckle out of 2 large women tossing bags of sugar into their cart like they were solid gold. Also on our way to get shampoo noticed the tampon and maxi-pad aisle was cleaned out.
Like what, because of virus, you need a 15 year supply of Tampax???
I can park my wife and 3 kids and dog out in the mountains for weeks at a time and we can fend for ourselves.
I spent 5 hours on I 25 today between home and Denver/Aurora, I saw a metric ass load of Walmart truck traffic. I wonder if those drivers are getting overtime.
Like what, because of virus, you need a 15 year supply of Tampax???
I can park my wife and 3 kids and dog out in the mountains for weeks at a time and we can fend for ourselves.
I spent 5 hours on I 25 today between home and Denver/Aurora, I saw a metric ass load of Walmart truck traffic. I wonder if those drivers are getting overtime.
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- All over PA
It amazes me how many people rely on other people to survive. Don't get me wrong, I damn well do it myself out of convenience. However, if needed I could survive off the land. Most people now would ufcking die first.
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- Denver Adjacent
I found this on reddit. Everybody seems to hate it. But I ufcking love it.
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- McMinnville, Orygun
Go to your local park, sit alone.. with a note pad. Count the squirrels on Travel paths.. TASTY, and with snare.. NO escaping Squeak!
Get them bird feeders filled.. Air rifle for head shots..
I will stick with the Local Deer roaming.. They look tasty & Fresh. ;-)
If all fails. You can alway's whip up a meal with TP
Found this.. hahaha..
Pasta with toilet paper sauce
Boil pasta. While pasta is boiling, soften toilet paper in water until it is a gooey consistency and heat. Season to taste using disinfectant.
Or
Pasta bake with toilet paper gratin
Boil pasta until al dente. Line an oven dish with disinfectant and layer in the pasta. Top each layer of pasta with a layer of toilet paper. Garnish the top with toilet paper roll. Bake in oven at 150 ºC or gas mark 2 for 30 minutes.
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- All over PA
Ok the TP recipes made me throw up in my mouth.
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- All over PA
Freaking dog bringing me "fetch" toys at 12:20 at night.
No dude. I love you, but no. The spawn of Satan whom I married is sleeping and I say let sleeping demons sleep.
No dude. I love you, but no. The spawn of Satan whom I married is sleeping and I say let sleeping demons sleep.
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- McMinnville, Orygun
Just do not sneeze in public.. 90% of the crowd Will poop squirt in pants.. and Others will call 911 on the 911 APP using the dam fancy phone.
They will not say BLESS YOU!!!..
IT's a LEPER kill him with FIRE!!!.. burn burn burn..
They will not say BLESS YOU!!!..
IT's a LEPER kill him with FIRE!!!.. burn burn burn..
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- Denver Adjacent
It's a dog thing. Coal does that too.
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- Denver Adjacent
It doesn't matter how awful some of the non OT movies are. There are still lessons to be learned.
"the ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
"the ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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- Denver Adjacent
Coal has these krinkle toys. Without fail. After midnight. He grabs one, brings it to me, and is telling me: dude. Throw it. I'll catch it and bring it back for the next half hour.
Goldfinger, followed by Moonraker
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- Denver Adjacent
You skipped a lot of brilliant movies. The entire Sean Connery series is still the greatest Bond.
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- All over PA
Absolutely. I hate craig. ufcking hate the new bond movies.
I'm just bouncing around.
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- Denver Adjacent
So here's my thing. I've been a Bond fan for a long time. I don't have time for hate.
Connery movies are number one. Brosnan is 2nd. 3rd is Dalton, 4th is Moore, there's a random Lazenby, then Craig.
I can't say that I've hated the Craig movies. It's definitely a different Bond. The series is more important than a bad movie.
There's another franchise that meets that criteria.
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- Denver Adjacent
Unrelated. Does anyone else have a dedicated couch blanket? Mine has been with me for over 20 years. An old GF brought it to my house. I kept it.
Haven't seen any of the new ones since the miserable piece of shiat that was The World Is Not Enough. I have all the Craig movies, but haven't watched them yet.
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- Denver Adjacent
That was the worst of the Brosnan movies. Goldfinger FTW.
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- All over PA
Welp. Looks like she's grounded from her phone till end of quarantine.
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- Burtonsville, Md
That's a hard choice for me ; Connery and Moore still my top two . The difference's in the two and the similarities made them both enjoyable to watch. I think they should have started out at agent 002-003 then each could have their own # in the continuing License to Kill series , maybe with a little less judgement . But we all have OUR FAVORITE'S !! What's the other great debate ? Eastwood or Bronsan
I always go with the grittier personality. Eastwood's western's and Bronsan's everything MaryAnn or Ginger ???????????????????????? WHY NOT BOTH !! I purposely left out Mrs Thurston Howell 3rd , just because BigJim is MIA .
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- Covington, Va
I like the Craig movies. It keeps the evolution of the character alive. I wish they'd just announce the fact that James Bond 007 isn't a name but a title or rank. We, as the audience have pretty much subconsciously accepted that to continue watching the movies and seeing him (them) face nearly 60 years of different political conflict.
I enjoy all the ones I've seen. But I'm no super fan.
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- Covington, Va
We have a few. Various sizes for various people. Wife bought a big fuzzy one for the couch and I put it on the bed since she won't but a thick comforter for cold weather.
She whined at first but hasn't even offered to move it since that first cold night...
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- Glenside, PA
ufcking Philly. Let's criminals roam the streets, shuts down LTC processing and says they'll still arrest people for carrying.
Got this awesome pic of my hiking hound last summer, looks like she's taking a selfie!
She also looks stoned. Play dead! Nawww man, play Floyd lol
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- Covington, Va
Such BS!
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- Ontario Canada
As long as they are not military grade we are good to go
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- All over PA
I've been saying for years it should fall into the ocean with NJ. Hate philly.
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- Colorado Springs
And the ones made by tesla will catch fire.
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- McMinnville, Orygun
Just before they go up in flames. They heat up, and start Venting toxic gas into your lungs.. D.O.A. As fire soon follow to sterilize the bed..
That's ludicrous mode baby, get high on oxygen.
ufcking shiat people are stupid greedy bastards. They announced nonessential business are closing at midnight tomorrow and the stupid shiats run out to the store and buys food by the cases. It took me an hour to get 6 items so I can make tortellini soup tonight for dinner.
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- Glenside, PA
That's the same in ny, pa and NJ. It's a facade so the govt can say they tried
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