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robcarync

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Raleigh, NC
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This is my sister in law and her dog named Dexter!
 
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Tay-Lo

I'm the king of junk food!
Location
Upstate SC
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ThePlasticOne

First Fill-Up (of many)
Location
Boston, MA
Those clocks are pretty crappy - very low sound (so useless as an alarm) and you can just sweep your arm until you hit the target (and thus not even really have to get up and aim, meaning you can just fall back asleep). Just $20 or so, though. Neat desk toy if nothing else.
 

Muadeeb

Nissan al Gaib
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Location
Dallas
NOTE TO ALL WHO VIEW THIS ON MOBILE: Hit the gifsound links on a real computer. You will not be disappointed.
 

KChurch86

Banned
Founding Member
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl with a billyclub, I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter, and the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
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