Great toasts

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Everybody needs a toast once in a while. What are the best ones you know?

Here's one of my favorites.

"Here's to you and here's to me. The greatest friends there will ever be. If we should happen to disagree, **** you, here's to me."
 

Prime

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Womp womp.

Funny story. That's what my dad did at my wedding. Literally presented toast and walked back to his seat.
 

GhostX

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Womp womp.

Funny story. That's what my dad did at my wedding. Literally presented toast and walked back to his seat.

Haha! THAT is awesome!

I like my toast like my martini's...DRY.
 

Xterrafauss

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Here's to honor.

To getting honor.

And staying honor.

And if you can't come in her,

Come honor.
Heh...hehehe....hehehehehe :hihi:


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"Here's to nights I'll never remember and friends I'll never forget."

And my buddy told me this one when we got him. Was a great night haha :kewl:
"Osama Bin Laden, you son of a b****
may your balls develop a 7 year itch
may your pecker be twisted in such a manner
that your a**hole whistles the Star Spangled Banner."
 
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